Champagne and orange juice is a great drink. The orange improves the champagne. The champagne definitely improves the orange. — Philip the Apostle Copy Share Image
I don't think there's a single child who's ever benefitted from being arrested for marijuana or for underage drinking; this does not… — Maia Szalavitz Copy Share Image
I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy. — Laura Kightlinger Copy Share Image
Love is not a feeling; it's a sensation. Drinking water when you're thirsty is a sensation, not a feeling. Being in nature… — Barry Long Copy Share Image
Two simple principles lie at the bottom of the whole matter, and they may be precipitated into two rules. The first is… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do. — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same. — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
In my experience, you run into trouble when you ask a group of beer-drinking men to perform any task more complex than… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
We shall not defeat any of the infectious diseases that plague the developing world until we have also won the battle for… — Kofi Annan Copy Share Image
You are aware that the sale of liquore is currently against the law." Edgar went on, "but I suppose that is why… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Drinking and driving is safer than either drinking or driving - and no one has ever died drinking, driving and juggling. — Lee Mack Copy Share Image
What I really love is my scotch. It's the power, the power of positive drinking. — Lou Reed Copy Share Image
No temperance society which is well officered and which has the real good of our fellow-men in view, will ever get drunk… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
If everybody in this town connected with politics had to leave town because of chasing women and drinking, you would have no… — Barry Goldwater Copy Share Image
For every hour a mother gets to herself, a father will demand five times that amount for drinking with friends and acting… — Drew Magary Copy Share Image
Scientists are a friendly, atheistic, hard-working, beer-drinking lot whose minds are preoccupied with sex, chess and baseball when they are not preoccupied… — Yann Martel Copy Share Image
I'm glad I don't have a drinking problem,' I confided, 'because I don't think I'd ever be able to quit. — Michael J. Fox Copy Share Image
He was a parade all by himself, a burst of dazzle and jingle, Santa Claus drinking his whiskey straight and groaning with… — Jimmy Cannon Copy Share Image
There's a difference between the world ending tomorrow and just drinking and drugging yourself to death. — Abel Ferrara Copy Share Image
