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“Drinking and driving is safer than either drinking or driving - and no one has ever died drinking, driving and juggling.”

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We're all basically decent human beings so if 3,000 people are laughing at a joke then it's worth telling.

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If I am old-fashioned, it's not a conscious decision. I just do material that I think is funny.

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I have to say I like Edinburgh, but I'm not a big fan of the Festival - I like it but I'm not a…

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My great-grandfather was a variety hall comedian called Billy Mack.

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Genuinely my big thing and the reason I'm in 'The Miser' is because I always ask myself one simple question when I'm offered anything:…

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I've realised that my strength is writing around people.

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If I was reading a book about a comedian, I wouldn't really care too much about their childhood.

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I suppose if your parents die in their 50s and you are approaching 50, you see that you are definitely not in the first…

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From the age of 14, I remember thinking I wanted to be a comedian. But that was like saying I wanted to be an…

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Historically, more people have died of religion than cancer.

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This, at last, was where things were as they ought to be. Everything was in its place -- the tree, the earth underneath, the…

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The rich people are apparently leaving America. They're giving up their citizenship. These great lovers of America who made their money in this country-when…

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If I had to choose a song to listen to before I died, it would be Simone singing Começar de novo.

Simone Bittencourt de Oliveira

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I realized my father's sister Joanne, who died at 19 had instilled her spirit in me.

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At home we didnt talk about religion. So gradually the question faded away by itself and disappeared from the agenda. When I was nineteen…

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My dad died of a stroke.

William Shatner

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Sometimes change came all at once, with a sound like a fire taking hold of dry wood and paper, with a roar that rose…

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Although their parents died in the wilderness for their stubbornness, Israel could profit from the older generation's failure by remembering that God had used…

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We're in more wars today under Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton than under George W. Bush or Ronald Reagan. Yet they tell you that…

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Mothers love you to the end, and she didn't want to hold me back from my livelihood. So I left for a month and…

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Sadly, my father died before I graduated, so he didn't see any of the success at all.

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