Dogs will never cheat on you. Dogs will never be mean to you. Dogs will only ever love you. Date a dog. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It is said "Barking dogs seldom bite".......Unfortunately many dogs do not know this proverb!” — Ankala Subbarao Copy Share Image
When a really cute dog shows up on your doorstep, you can't be like, Yeah, no. You're like, Oh, yay, puppy! — Emmy Rossum Copy Share Image
Try to imagine a life without timekeeping. You probably can’t. You know the month, the year, the day of the week. There… — Mitch Albom Copy Share Image
Love for a dog during childhood is one of the deepest and purest emotions we are ever likely to have, and it… — Jeffrey Moussaieff Masson Copy Share Image
“When a man's dog turns against him it is time for a wife to pack her trunk and go home to mama.” — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
You've got to keep a dog with you at all times. A dog cannot roam. You've got to keep him in the… — George Foreman Copy Share Image
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot… — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
If they have moving sidewalks in the future, when you get on them, I think you should have to assume sort of… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I am a glutton. I'll eat whatever is there. Pizza. I love hot dogs anywhere. I've got nothing against any of that.… — Jacques Pepin Copy Share Image
It is funny about money. And it is funny about identity. You are you because your little dog knows you, but when… — Gertrude Stein Copy Share Image
To my deep mortification my father once said to me, "You care for nothing but shooting, dogs, and rat-catching, and you will… — Charles Darwin Copy Share Image
We have learned that we cannot live alone, at peace; that our own well-being is dependent on the well-being of other nations… — Franklin D. Roosevelt Copy Share Image
I reserve the right to tell shaggy dog stories or even common jokes as part of what I'm doing. I don't give… — David Antin Copy Share Image
"I was just like a pathological liar when I was a kid. I think I just wanted to one-up somebody. Somebody would… — Jennifer Lawrence Copy Share Image
She was so ugly that I took her to a dog show and she won first prize. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
It's not about the size of the dog in the fight but the size of the fight in the dog. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men have been trained and conditioned by women, not unlike the way Pavlov conditioned his dogs, into becoming their slaves. — Esther Vilar Copy Share Image
I have a very sensitive nose. I identify with dogs. I understand the world through my nose. — Erica Jong Copy Share Image
One of the advantages of playing in a smaller market is that I can go back to Toronto, or all across the… — Joey Votto Copy Share Image
At twenty a man is a peacock, at thirty a lion, at forty a camel, at fifty a serpent, at sixty a… — Baltasar Gracian Copy Share Image
Sunsets are loved because they vanish. Flowers are loved because they go. The dogs of the field and the cats of the… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
Feeding my dog and suddently I saw my neighbour dogs coming, they start to fight over the food,and I'm trying to escape… — Brittannia Calder Copy Share Image
It is very, very hard to do that ballroom dancing and I am going to be nowhere near it. Now if you… — Daymond John Copy Share Image
I don't have a bad relationship. I'm 48 years old. I think life is too short for that. To me, life is...… — Jean-Claude Van Damme Copy Share Image
For the time being I have seen enough of living things, of dogs, of men, of all flabby masses which move spontaneously. — Jean-Paul Sartre Copy Share Image
“In the early 1980s, Graham worked hard to turn the Repository into a respectable business, rather than a ludicrous one: Graham's wife… — David Plotz Copy Share Image
“I once saw a politician walking a dog, and I thought, “How absurd—an animal walking an animal.” Then I thought, “If given… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Hey, I'm going to Super Dog for a quick bite and to pass along a message from a dead guy to his… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Pets CANINE ETIQUETTE When guests bring a dog along, always serve your dog before theirs.” — Cheryl A. Russell Copy Share Image
I watched a dog chase its tail for 10 minutes and I thought to myself, Wow dogs are easily entertained Then I… — Lars Propst Copy Share Image
Another way to be awakened by the beauty and complexity of the word is to get a dog. Small Things like a… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
I may be boring, but it would be to wake up by my dog and then my daughter. — Izabella Scorupco Copy Share Image
Soon or late, every dog's master's memory becomes a graveyard; peopled by wistful little furry ghosts that creep back unbidden, at times,… — Albert Payson Terhune Copy Share Image
