Dog Quotes · Page 13

My mom took me to a dog show and I won!!

— Rodney Dangerfield

Short sellers age in dog years.

— Seth Klarman

There are dog people and cat people.

— Holly Black

I like dogs because they are not humans.

— Monty Don

Midnight cowboy. My flow is a dog, down boy

— Lil Wayne

I do honour the very flea of his dog.

— Ben Jonson

“You will die like a dog for no good reason.”

— Ernest Hemingway

If you are a police dog, where's your badge?

— James Thurber

I've never been without a dog. I've made trips across the country with a dog.

— William Shatner

I'm the dog who gets beat. Shove my nose in shit. Won't you come and save me, save me?

— Alice In Chains

Service dogs raise their masters' sense of well-being.

— Al Franken

Little dogs bite more than big dogs but they get away with it.

— Cesar Millan

Hell, the truth is that I was named after a dog!

— John Wayne

If we were a dog and God owned us, the cops would come and take us away.

— Bill Maher

“It is better to give your path to a dog than to be bitten by him, contesting for the right.”

— Abe Lincoln

Ideologies, like dogs, remain just outside the hermits door.

— Sylvain Tesson

Cat's motto: "No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look as if the dog did it."

— Anonymous

“A person's true character lies somewhere until after you might have pressed the wrong button without knowing, then you'll realize that there…

— Michael Bassey Johnson

Any dog, you put him in the corner, no matter if they're vicious or not, they're going to bite back.

— Mike James

I grew up around animals [seven horses, dogs and now a pet goldfish named Leila] and I'm rebelling against them not having…

— Isabel Lucas

“A man without reason is no better than a mad dog, and mad dogs must be put down for the good of…

— James L. Sutter

I took my dog for a walk... all the way from New York to Florida... I said to him "There now you're…

— Steven Wright

I was never one of those little girls who played with baby dolls and picked names for her firstborn. I was playing…

— Jane Fallon

“Lost dog. Looks like a chicken. If found, do not attempt to feed it scrambled eggs for breakfast. You’ll offend it just…

— Jarod Kintz

“A tired starving dog so thin and frail it looks like it could be knocked over by the wind. But it's staring…

— Tahereh Mafi

“Everybody in!" I said. Which was when we discovered the final problem. Little Echos aren't designed to hold six, count them six,…

— James Patterson

They offer, if we are wise enough or simple enough to take it, a model for what it means to give your…

— Marjorie Garber

“What did these brownies tell you? I'd no idea such Folk could help a Black Hound." He took my hand. "Shadow is…

— Heather Fawcett

The professionals resemble and recognize each other by virtue of the stigmata that their trade has left upon them. They are like…

— Jacques Barzun

We Earth Men have a talent for ruining big, beautiful things. The only reason we didn't set up hot-dog stands in the…

— Ray Bradbury

Live more than your neighbor. Unleash yourself upon the world and go places. Go now. Giggle, no, laugh. And bark at the…

— Jon Blais

Go looking for conflict, and you'll find it. Go looking for people to take advantage of you, and they generally will. See…

— Anonymous

The dog knows, but does not know that he knows.

— Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

Dogs do have feelings, I gather.

— Kevin Kline

His name is Rufus II-but the II is silent.

— Winston Churchill

“My little old dog a heart-beat at my feet”

— Edith Wharton

I don't trust people who don't like dogs.

— Jonathan Scott

Dogs, ye have had your day!

— Alexander Pope

I'd rather have a hot dog than caviar.

— Juan Pablo Montoya

Great men always have dogs.

— Ouida