“Rats! Sometimes it's very difficult being a dog... Especially when it's raining. You're looking forward to a great breakfast... When it arrives,… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
Sometimes I wonder how you can stand being just a dog..." "You play with the cards you're dealt... Whatever that means. — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
We used to have a dog named Snoopy, you know, a real live dog. I suppose people who love Snoopy won't like… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
The only time a dog gets complimented is when he doesn't do anything. — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human.… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
That's the only dog I know who can smell someone just thinking about food. — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
Charlie Brown: "Life is just too much for me... I've been confused right from the day I was born... I think the whole trouble… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
Nobody likes me!" "I wish I could like you, Charlie Brown, but I can't... If I were to like you, it would be admitting… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
Today is my grandfather's birthday." "How old is he?" "Sixty-three. It's hard to believe he was once a human being. — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
If I were a better artist, I'd be a painter, and if I were a better writer, I'd write books.. but I'm not, so… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
No one would have been invited to dinner so often as Jesus was unless he were interesting and had a sense of humor. — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
I think I'll go over and introduce myself to that little red-haired girl. I think I'll introduce myself, and then ask her to come… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
I wonder if there's such a thing as a spiritual dentist? I think my whole personality is full of cavities! — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
