You can’t have meaningful political democracy without functioning economic democracy. — Noam Chomsky Copy Share Image
I don't think God put me on this planet to judge others. I think he put me on this planet to gather… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
The tired and thirsty prospector threw himself down at the edge of the watering hole and started to drink. But then he… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My new millionaire idea is one regular shoe and one "swollen" shoe, for when you get bit by a rattlesnake. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the luncheon was free. To make someone run out with potato… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
The happiness of those who want to be popular depends on others; the happiness of those who seek pleasure fluctuates with moods… — Marcus Aurelius Copy Share Image
I think there should be something in science called the "reindeer effect." I don't know what it would be, but I think… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
There are many stages to a man's life. In the first stage, he is young and eager, like a beaver. In the… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I think a new, different kind of bowling should be "carpet bowling." It's just like regular bowling, only the lanes are carpet… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I saw on this nature show how the male elk douses himself with urine to smell sweeter to the opposite sex. What… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I don't think there's anything to be afraid of. Failure brings great rewards - in the life of an artist. — Quentin Tarantino Copy Share Image
Step off let cheese cause him inna cheap class. Mi nuh call dem??. but mi scatta deep thoughts. — Aidonia Copy Share Image
If doctors ever tell you that you've "flipped out," don't believe them, and just keep on doing what you were doing, because… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Being is accessible to you now as your own deepest self, your true nature. But don't seek to grasp it with your… — Eckhart Tolle Copy Share Image
Could you stop my heart? It's always beating. Sinking like a weight. I don't think I am okay. No not today .… — Kaile Stewart Copy Share Image
The two great words of antiquity are behold and beware. Behold the possibilities and beware the temptations. — Jim Rohn Copy Share Image
You can get over a broken past if you decide to believe that there's nothing in your past that can keep you… — Joyce Meyer Copy Share Image
The function of abundance is not to possess things but to use them and gather experiences. — Stuart Wilde Copy Share Image
I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those really high notes, I bet you can really see it… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Let me give you a hint, young ones, what it is you will become as you grow. What things make you cry,… — Stefanie Schneider Copy Share Image
“Live and act within the limit of your knowledge and keep expanding it to the limit of your life. Redeem your mind… — Ayn Rand Copy Share Image
