Dating Quotes · Page 18

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.

— Mitch Hedberg

An ex is an ex for a reason, they are an EXample of what you don't want in your future.

— Alexia

“It is not a good idea to be dating during COVID-19.”

— Steven Magee

“Where nothing is given reciprocity has no essence.”

— John Arthur

“Dating a successful man/woman will never make you successful.Success is not sexually transmitted.”

— Bonakala Bsac

“A guy should make the woman he is dating feel different and more special than anyone else in his life”

— Samantha Daniels

Dear guys, when a girl says I'm cold, you're not supposed to say me too..

— Anonymous

Its all good catchin up with your exs, just dont move backwards. They're an ex for a reason

— Anonymous

“The problem,” Peter tried to muster his indignation, “is that I don’t want to be dating a closet case.”

— Daisy Harris

I do bits about dating but mainly about what I did and how incompetent I am, not any genuine people writing to…

— James Veitch

Now, when you boys get home, you're gonna see a lot of war protestors. But don't be bitter. Go up to one,…

— Tommy Franks

The United States is now relearning an ancient lesson, dating back to the Roman Empire. Brutalizing an enemy only serves to brutalize…

— James Risen

“When a man's girlfriend's parents ask him what it is that he does for a living: they’re not really concerned about him;…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Im improvisational when it comes to romance. Im not a gifted chef but I made lasagna a couple of nights ago and…

— Zac Efron

I think Jules has gotten hotter, with age. I mean you should've seen her when I first started dating her - not…

— Guy Sebastian

The fact that Manti Te'o thought for a long time that he was dating, like, a fake girl and then that she…

— Dave Portnoy

I do get a little shy about contemporary language and events, but I also enjoy the idea of dating myself, somehow, anchoring…

— John K. Samson

I had a girlfriend forever and I'm just recently sort of getting back into the dating world, so I have my own…

— Jason Biggs

Tinder makes it obvious that I'm not alone in being single and that there are plenty of single parents looking for a…

— Stephanie Land

“After one my breakups, my former girlfriend said we have misunderstandings. We never had. It's just that I was living for the…

— Robin Sacredfire

It really bothers me when I hear a guy or girl say, I'll never have anyone better than my ex. They're the…

— Anonymous

“There’s a beautiful poem at the beginning of a collection of books we call the Bible. In that poem, it is written:…

— Cole Ryan

“What does time have to do with anything? When two people have that kind of connection and you both can relate and…

— Loni Flowers

This are my ex boyfriends..they are all hot and cool dudes.. ex 1.)were not friends after we broke up! ex 2.)were friendsafter…

— Enihpesoj

I also like men who like dogs. I couldn't date a man who doesn't like my dog.

— Kristin Davis

“It's proper netiquette to send a lot of messages to matches on internet dating websites.

— Anonymous

You are not ready for your next if you are still trying to impress your ex !!

— AaRon CcHan

Dating a new man is like holding a strawberry milkshake; first the taste, then the pleasure.

— Marilyn Monroe

Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.

— Joan Rivers

I once dated a girl on the track team. It didn't work out. She kept giving me the runaround.

— Scott Roeben

Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.

— Greg Behrendt

Amazing how being bathed in arterial blood can wash out any lingering romantic disappointments.

— Diana Peterfreund

“I may be taller than her on my knees. Does she need a man she can climb?”

— Carol Maloney Scott

If your trying to date me, date me for a reason…NOT a season.

— Syoung

“I just think that 'dating' is an engagement and not 'fun'." Emily says.”

— Pet TorreS

You can't treat your ex like your next that shit is old, move forward make new ways to love youur next.

— Treat

This is for jake even thou we ain't dating any more still this is for him

— Maria

“You’re not beautiful,” he said. “Your profile said beautiful. You kind of overreached on that one.”

— Diane Dunning

I wasn't dating anyone. I was fornicating with Batman.

— Janet Evanovich

“Going back to your ex is like taking back your spit from the ground.”

— M.F. Moonzajer