Dating Quotes · Page 19

Anybody who predicts the death of cities has already met his spouse.

— Clay Shirky

I'm still going on bad dates when by now I should be in a bad marriage.

— Laura Kightlinger

“Not every happy person is married, and, Not every married person is happy.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are... you have small boobs.

— John Vercetti

“If you fight with a crazy person, an onlooker cannot tell the difference.”

— Emma Johnson

An ex is called an ex because they're an ex-ample of who not to date next time.

— Green Monk

“A full lifer doesn't commit to anyone until they've committed to her”

— Deanna Kizis

My dating advice for Paris would be just to take your time.

— Kathy Hilton

He who wins a thousand common hearts is entitled to some renown; but he who keeps undisputed sway over the heart of…

— Washington Irving

I'm typically single. I'm the girl who - I call it girl-next-door-itis - the hot guy is friends with and gets all…

— Taylor Swift

“But, really, are there any guys out there who aren’t jerks? I don’t even know any grown-up men who aren’t jerks.”

— Margaret Peterson Haddix

If you keep dating and keep out there, you keep a higher level of hope, and also, your skills at doing it…

— Joanna Coles

After you're dating someone for a few weeks, you often don't become exclusive until you give yourself more time to know what…

— Eniola Aluko

“It doesn't matter. We could never date anyway. Doesn't the FBI have rules against partners dating? Even if I am just an…

— Rosemary Clement-Moore

I'm not old-fashioned when it comes to dating, but there's something nice about a guy pulling out a girl's chair and opening…

— Lauren Conrad

“What's the point of changing who you are in order to impress a woman, when your intention is to return to who…

— Richelle E. Goodrich

It was funny actually because that was still during the time we were dating. He would get all these calls because supposedly…

— Rosario Dawson

“There are many ways to get to know someone, and my favorite is seeing them naked in Happy Baby pose. I also…

— Chelsea Handler

What, are you like Buffy or something? A vampire slayer?” I wish. “No, but my sister is. And my boyfriend’s a vampire…

— Mari Mancusi

There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be offered: entertainment, food, and affection. It is…

— Judith Martin

“How soon is too soon to date? I heard about a woman in England who lost her husband and began dating his…

— Sheryl Sandberg

I don't think I'll ever meet the perfect woman. I might have to get me one of them mail order women. You…

— Adam Ferrara

Running/Planning' is about having to chase your own tail to be good enough to exist. It's an abstracted view of societal pressure…

— CMAT

I prefer ordinary girls - you know, college students, waitresses, that sort of thing. Most of the girls I go out with…

— Leonardo DiCaprio

“Dating a wo/man with a child is adoption … without the paperwork.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

It's a hard business this dating business! Love is complicated!

— Scarlett Moffatt

Theres someone out there who is going to be really happy that you didnt get back together with your EX.

— Anonymous

In love only after a week of dating. You're an idiot, kill yourself.

— Wiener_Drizzle

An EX is an [EX]ample of the wrong love and an [EX]planation for why you deserve better.

— Nishan Panwar

I know I lied before but trust me I aint like your ex. Sex so good, break up then break a sweat.

— Tyga

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day ;&& save another , in case it doesn't rain.

— Anonymous

LinkedIn is a rather staid professional network, not some kind of dating site.

— Cathy Newman

Any woman who is ok with a man being with her & dating other women is in it for all the wrong reasons.

— Anonymous

Many people seek dating for hours to meet each other in bed for few seconds and never meet again.

— Tamerlan Kuzgov

Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.

— Mike Binder

It's the fashion, I tell you: big, tall women going out with tiny, tiny men.

— Nicholas Haslam

“Our inability to give activates the spirits of hoarding, selfishness and greediness.”

— John Arthur

I can't date women my own age any more - I hate going to cemeteries.

— Cesar Romero

I'll make love to you in all good places, under black mountains and open spaces.

— Jethro Tull

Gosh, most these guys are all the same. I just want one who's different. And doesn't play games.

— Anonymous