Dating Quotes · Page 21

I'm not really on dating apps. I used to be when I was younger. I'd rather meet people in real life.

— Noah Centineo

IF I were a girl,i would never date a guy like me,because I am really a weird and paranoid guy…

— Paritoshik Sharma

I'm fine with being a cat lady if dating you is the alternative.

— Anonymous

Dating your ex is like re-reading a book. It can be fun, but you already know how it's gonna end.

— Anonymous

I've been dating since I was 15 years old, and I just don't seem to do it well.

— Harvey Fierstein

I won't say if I'm single or dating or married or divorced. There's boundaries.

— Tyra Banks

“I had one true love, and it broke me. Now I don't dare to be with anyone else.”

— Tadas Petrovas

I'm not very experienced with boys or the whole dating thingy.

— Vanessa Hudgens

Don't kill the messenger, but I'm think you should change your dating profil to balding." -- Paris to William

— Gena Showalter

Makes me laugh how every rapper goes around sayin things like, I fucked yo bitch…umm since when was getting sloppy seconds a…

— Brian Zilinek

My own experience of dating cis-hetero men has really been a challenge, because of the stigma they have to endure for attempting…

— Trace Lysette

Returning to the one that hurt you is like watching the same movie twice,you know whats bound to happen and its not…

— Gregory Modise

We live in a world of social media, dating apps, online profiles where everyone is portraying themselves in 2D, trying to look…

— Matthew Hussey

“Dating should really be more like furniture store commercials…I would love to' pay no interest for 6 months”

— Josh Stern

I think the whole concept of dating is deeply flawed, so maybe it's a good thing to be undateable. There's a difference…

— Mickey Sumner

When a girl says she likes you as a friend, what she means is: "Rather than have sex with you, I would…

— Roger Ebert

“I remembered only the good and loveable things about him, not the wretchedness he caused me, and the dope, and the resentments…

— Helen Garner

“Chiara’s basic mission is to free dating from the antiquated notion that being single is a problem to solve. Modern dating isn’t…

— Chiara Atik

“The second man I meet is Andrew, and he has dirty fingernails so I can't notice if he is nice or not.…

— Gabrielle Zevin

Getting you a date to prom is so hard that the hypothetical idea itself is actually used to cut diamonds," I added.…

— John Green

“She tried a Christian dating site but it felt ghostly, with too few men, and even fewer Black men. The only man…

— Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

I have very little experience with dating websites. My feeling toward dating websites is what most people's is: If it works, great.…

— Nev Schulman

Here's the funny thing about the response I've been aware of to my dating famous people: It's been very negative. I'm either…

— Dax Shepard

I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then I'd get to…

— Matthew Perry

“He looks good for a while, but ya know, ya can’t shine a sneaker.”

— Claire Cook

I change my mind so much I need two boyfriends and a girlfriend.

— Pink

When a woman dislikes the man who is courting her, she parries him cleverly, like a willow in the wind.

— Eiji Yoshikawa

Going back with your ex is like taking a shower and putting the same underwear on

— Anonymous

Are those cat hairs on your lapel, or have you been dating a blonde with a crew cut?

— Lilian Jackson Braun

EX Means: Thanks for the EXperience. Our time has EXpired, though. Now EXit my life.

— Toni Watson

Going back to an ex...is like picking at a scab...unveiling the old wound.

— Anonymous

“That's what I've noticed about being 32: it is a lot of women and a lot of boys our age.”

— Mindy Kaling

Dating is the social engagement with the threat of sex at its conclusion.

— P. J. O'Rourke

If you are dating a player... be their coach and teach them how the game should be played

— Mercy Pheona

“If another man wanted me, I was valuable. I was esteemed, no matter that it wasn't self-esteem.”

— Stephanie Klein

Nice: meaning I'm going to be dating leather-wearing alcoholics and complaining about them - to you.

— Raymond Chandler

Chaos and destruction do tend to take away a person's dating possibilities.

— Veronica Roth

Don't be afraid to give it up on the first night ladies. Sluttiness is an underrated quality in a girl.

— Daniel Tosh

If you feel the need to insult your ex or their new lover, you obviously still have feelings for them .

— Anonymous

Why would you say I ove you when were not dating??? is this really love???

— Me Nicole Martinez