I had a date with an inflatable girl. Now I got an inflatable guy looking for me. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Every man is to be had one way or another and every woman almost anyway. — Lord Chesterfield Copy Share Image
When meeting someone new always make sure they are not in love and still dealing with there ex. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If your love for another person doesn’t include loving yourself then your love is incomplete.” — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
Be with someone that you can't live without instead of someone that you have to put up with. — SONYA PARKER Copy Share Image
You may hear the most beautiful things, you may hear promises, you may hear everything you want to hear but if the… — Nancy Juvonen Copy Share Image
Look, this is an odd question, but you're kind of cute and you're pretty nice to me. Are you drunk? It's OK… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
If you're in a relationship...your ex should be 100% out of the picture. Remember they are your EX for a reason honey. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mom always complains about my lack of a boyfriend. Well, next time she asks, I'm going to tell her I'm dating… — Michelle Landry Copy Share Image
“Basically, dating is like climbing a volcano and you never know when it’s going to erupt, dumping molten lava and burning you” — Robin Bielman Copy Share Image
“In life, it is important that we act fast. If you don't act fast and act now, someone else will do exactly… — Jan Mckingley Hilado Copy Share Image
“He had the red serviette tucked into his t-shirt at the neck which made me laugh. He hadn’t done this since our… — Kate Chisman Copy Share Image
“12% of people marry because they are completely in love. 88% of people marry just so they are then liable for only… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
The number of people who have either gotten married or had kids or started dating or just made great friends over Instagram… — Kevin Systrom Copy Share Image
In my own relationships, I know that I should break up with someone who doesn't encourage me to be strong and make… — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
“I'm going to put the moves on her,' he says gravely. 'Things might get weird.' He says it like a commando setting… — Robin Sloan Copy Share Image
After living in the mansion for a year, I did miss dating, and there were times when I was out during the… — Kendra Wilkinson Copy Share Image
I can literally count on one and a half hands how many people in WWE treated me the same pre-Mark and post-Mark.… — Michelle McCool Copy Share Image
While I do not believe the earth loaned to us by our ancestors should be plagued by chemical horrors and thereby corrupted… — Gina Barreca Copy Share Image
“There are very few Americans who honestly care who Lindsay Lohan is dating. But it’s still information they need to have. This… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
“Some people are each holding on to a lover of theirs who no longer loves them and/or who they no longer love,… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Never go back to your ex.You already know how it starts and how it ends.Move on. — Ewshy Copy Share Image
I've had a boyfriend from a dating app and I'm really not into them any more. — Alison Hammond Copy Share Image
Don't cry for a man who's left you--the next one may fall for your smile. — Mae West Copy Share Image
An ex is called an ex because its an EXample of what you shouldnt have again in the future. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not interested in serial dating; I'd honestly rather be single. — Tamsin Egerton Copy Share Image
“So are there any asshole guys here I can start dating?' she says. 'That's, like, my pattern.” — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
“Every broken heart has screamed at one time or another: Why can't you see who I truly am?” — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit a suicide? — Judy Tenuta Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
“Don't get mad about the infestation of fleas if you keep shopping at the dog pound.” — Valerie J. Lewis Coleman Copy Share Image
I think we all have wanted someone we can't have while someone that can't have us wants us. — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
Why would anyone ever break up with someone for their ex? They're your EX for a reason! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“To some women, a job plays the role of a man. To most women, a man plays the role of a job.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
