And the bigger the fall, the bigger the joke. It would be better fun to throw a custard pie at a bishop… — George Orwell Copy Share Image
Martin, at my age, eroticism is reduced to enjoying caramel custard and looking at widows' necks.' - Senor Sempere. — Carlos Ruiz Zafon Copy Share Image
It’s a trifle. It’s got all of these layers. First there’s a layer of ladyfingers, then a layer of jam, then custard,… — Rachel Copy Share Image
A dressing is not a compote A dressing is not a custard It consists of pepper and salt, Vinegar, oil and mustard. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
During the Vietnam War, which lasted longer than any war we've ever been in - and which we lost - every respectable… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
We know what our policy is regarding the territory of Israel, Kosovo, Bosnia, Macedonia and even Nagorno-Karabakh. What is our policy regarding… — Barry Farber Copy Share Image
The sinister nature of the American soil is apparent in places like Gettysburg. Fertilize it with the blood of heros, and it… — Russell Baker Copy Share Image
In moments of considerable strain, I tend to take to bread-and-butter pudding. There is something about the blandness of soggy bread, the… — Clement Freud Copy Share Image
Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard. — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
I miss Manchester, especially the apple crumble and custard they served at Carrington after training. — Cristiano Ronaldo Copy Share Image
What I find interesting is how close you can run the laughter along the seam of seriousness, and occasionally cross it, so… — Alan Ayckbourn Copy Share Image
Trying to make the presidency work these days is like trying to sew buttons on a custard pie. — James David Barber Copy Share Image
If I really believed in Friedman's economic theory, then I'd be quite satisfied to spend the rest of my life with a… — Nigel Lawson Copy Share Image
As far as makeup goes, I usually skip foundation altogether and just use the Nars Radiant Creamy concealer in Custard. — Melissa Barrera Copy Share Image
My favourite pudding is a toss-up between cheesecake - proper, New York cheesecake - and apple crumble and custard. Custard is very… — Tom Hiddleston Copy Share Image
Trying to make things work in government is sometimes like trying to sew a button on a custard pie. — Hyman Rickover Copy Share Image
You can't beat a good millefeuille, which is basically a posh custard slice. Yum! — Fiona Bruce Copy Share Image
Custard: A detestable substance produced by a malevolent conspiracy of the hen, the cow, and the cook. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
