Custard Quote by Lynn Redgrave

God's always got a custard pie up his sleeve.

— Margaret Forster

God's got his hands in a lot of human pies.

— Wyatt Cenac

And what's interesting about him as a comic character is that the custard pie hardly ever ends up on his face.

— Rowan Atkinson

Custard is controversial: what makes it a custard, how best to cook it and, crucially, is it to be eaten or put in a…

— Yotam Ottolenghi

I dont think a really good pie can be made without a dozen or so children peeking over your shoulder as you stoop to…

— John Gould

I've heard every pie joke in the book. I'm still waiting for an original one.

— Jason Biggs

Someone is going to have to give up a piece of their pie so that someone else can have more.

— Michel'le

Whatever happened to a good pie-in-the-face joke?

— Brooke Elliott

I've always been a big fan of pie.

— Soupy Sales

God bless my soul! No apple pie.

— Robert Oliver

You must pre-bake the bottom crust of a custard pie, but this is a tricky step in the pie-making process. Without the presence of…

— Claire Saffitz

I've got my finger in a lot of pies.

— Johnny Vegas