Love in France is a comedy; in England a tragedy; in Italy an opera seria; and in Germany a melodrama. — Marguerite Gardiner, Countess of Blessington Copy Share Image
I'm glad I'm a comedian. Otherwise, my life would just be a series of undocumented low points. — Kyle Kinane Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you say something funny… and no one laughs — Lauren Willcox Copy Share Image
Every time I get poked, I laugh...((Feeling like the Pillsbury Dough Boy!)) :) — Shirley Ramos Copy Share Image
When I do comedy, I lose all inhibition and introspection. I no longer care. — Jessica Alba Copy Share Image
Why not try thinking of your life as hilarious rather than nightmarish? — Julia Sweeney Copy Share Image
I say throwaway, jokey things. When you're young-looking and you are presenting something that has gravitas you can't look down your nose,… — Konnie Huq Copy Share Image
I feel like comedy is doing well right now because there's so many avenues to be seen. Whether it's through the Internet… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
Firstly, I will never leave comedy because I love doing it. Secondly, it's the genre that has given me acceptance and immense… — Varun Sharma Copy Share Image
A part of me wants to rely less and less on comedic visuals and make more substantial standalone music. And get a… — Lil Dicky Copy Share Image
I'm direct, I'm unpretentious and I'm pretty dogged, and I hope I've got a capacity to laugh at myself and not take… — John Howard Copy Share Image
I had a moment where I was onstage once... As a comedian, you just think, 'Be funny as possible all the time… — Whitney Cummings Copy Share Image
My self-confidence can be measured out in teaspoons mixed into my poetry, and it still always tastes funny in my mouth. — Sarah Kay Copy Share Image
I - at the table reads, I break constantly. If something is up there that I'm not expecting, I tend to -… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
Early in my career, people wanted to pigeonhole me as the bad guy because I'm of Italian-American descent, which they often were… — Stanley Tucci Copy Share Image
Love is an attachment to another self. Humor is a form of self-detachment - a way of looking at one's existence, one's… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's true; I have a skill and it's... it has not related to acting, it's not related to auditions, it's not related… — Tim Allen Copy Share Image
I don't know if there's a strategy really so much as, like I learned doing standup and had to learn fast, you… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
“I've found out why people laugh. They laugh because it hurts... because its the only thing that'll make it stop hurting. But… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
You have to have your own internal barometer of what is too far. I try and consider feelings of people in the… — Nish Kumar Copy Share Image
Ezal: Aw, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. God. Oh, I'm hurt. Oh, my neck, my back, my neck… — Various Copy Share Image
I remember my first standup act when I was seventeen; I did a really lame song about being flat chested. I was… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
