“Alec laughed, a short, brittle laugh. “The day I’m wise is the day you’re careful.” — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
The space between the tears we cry is the laughter that keeps us coming back for more — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I can make a teacher's salary doing comedy, I think that's better than being a teacher. — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
Comedy Central does a really good job of finding totally different comedies. — Jillian Bell Copy Share Image
In my comedy, I put things through a lens that is very specific to me. — Julio Torres Copy Share Image
“JACK You're quite perfect, Miss Fairfax. GWENDOLEN Oh! I hope I am not that. It would leave no room for developments, and… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Inviting people to laugh with you while you are laughing at yourself is a good thing to do. You may be a… — Carl Reiner Copy Share Image
Comedy is a socially acceptable form of hostility and aggression. That is what comics do, stand the world upside down. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
To be honest, I watch way more dramatic films when I'm chilling at home. I think when you work in comedy, you… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
The worst thing that can happen to a comedian is to do a documentary on your life and you're watching it with… — David Steinberg Copy Share Image
What you don't think when you sit down to write a show is, 'How can I be shocking?' That question isn't interesting,… — Jesse Armstrong Copy Share Image
I think you have to be careful about not hurting someone. The last thing I'd want to do is make a fool… — Charlyne Yi Copy Share Image
I don't see teenagers anymore. I see... I see youths. Slumped S shapes in their hoodies, all huddled round a bin of… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
Everything has to be a joke. That's the power of comedy. I repulse people, I'm pushing them away, and then I bring… — Sarah Sherman Copy Share Image
“I can't help it either, the laughing: solemn gatherings, slow ballads, pompous orations, any person or occasion that assumes I'll offer my… — A.L. Kennedy Copy Share Image
“The problem is you make the tricks look good. You are a brilliant acrobat, and a witty comedian. You are skillful. People… — Kelli Swofford Nielsen Copy Share Image
I was the first South Asian female to do comedy videos on YouTube. But at the same time, all races face their… — Lilly Singh Copy Share Image
I never walked the streets of New York hoping to be a musical comedy star. For one thing, they would have thought… — Esther Williams Copy Share Image
What I do for a living is whimsical and fun and ridiculous. I'm supposed to make people laugh. We all have that… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
I learned very early that an audience would relax and look at things differently if they felt they could laugh with you… — Twyla Tharp Copy Share Image
“the people who are best at telling jokes tend to have more health problems than the people laughing at them. A study… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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