If we were truly created by God, why do we occasionally bite the insides of our mouths? — Dara O Briain Copy Share Image
If I want to act relaxed, it's going to take all my cunning, skill, and concentration. — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability. — Edgar Allan Poe Copy Share Image
I think through humor you can get a point across better than through just a dramatic narrative. — Dominique Crenn Copy Share Image
People who are mean or unkind or rigid - think about it - cannot laugh at themselves. — Eileen Brennan Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, I used to make up all these characters. I love comedy a lot, and I don't get… — Omar Dorsey Copy Share Image
At its best, alt comedy can be challenging, surprising, and innovative. And at its worst, alt comics think that being awkward.com/FAQS is… — Phoebe Robinson Copy Share Image
My stand-up act? I combine the fact that the world is a violent place with the fact that each person is responsible… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
I gravitate towards dark comedy, because I'm a huge fan of dark comedy. I always think the most painful thing that you… — Jamie Babbit Copy Share Image
I am a stage actor. I do mostly improv comedy. The only national television stuff is 'Archer' and' Frisky Dingo.' — Amber Nash Copy Share Image
Anytime I can get either of them really laughing, I immediately pull out a pad of paper write the joke down, regardless… — Anthony Marra Copy Share Image
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it, and the frog generally dies as a result. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I think my goal was just to do comedy, honestly. It still is. Whatever form that took or takes, it doesn't matter. — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
I'm a diplomat by nature. I help find the middle ground. I crack a joke and use humour to help resolve potentially… — Ronnie Wood Copy Share Image
In this political climate, people are so shut down to other ideas - I call it a hardening of the categories -… — Kate Clinton Copy Share Image
“The expression terminal, when the doctor first pronounced it, had struck Meershank with a comic bounce, this after a lifetime of pursuing… — Carol Shields Copy Share Image
I would love to continue to challenge myself by trying different things. Action, Drama, Comedy... I would be grateful to do any… — Claire Holt Copy Share Image
There are words that I wouldn't say because they hurt people's feelings. I just happen to be a white guy who writes… — Neal Brennan Copy Share Image
Eventually, this is how I would like to be remembered at the end of my career: He was never the best in… — Takeshi Kitano Copy Share Image
There have been 15 or 16 screenplays over the years, including one by me, but none of them has gotten made because… — Luke Rhinehart Copy Share Image
I never want to be called the funniest Indian female comedian that exists. I feel like I can go head-to-head with the… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
