Comedy Quotes · Page 3

I do what makes me laugh.

— Stephan Pastis

Laughter is so important.

— Sarah Cooper

You're such a joke. HA.

— Ashley Audacity

BARRELS! MY HATRED

— PewDiePie

I live and die by puns.

— Feist

I get paid to not laugh.

— Julia Barr

Funny but weird

— Millie Darlington

I love writing comedy.

— Mark Waid

Humor is consistent with pathos, whilst wit is not.

— Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Total absence of humor renders life impossible.

— Sidonie Gabrielle Colette

I've always wanted to work in comedy.

— Amber Stevens

“Humor's the hardest thing to translate.”

— bharati mukherjee

“Laugh at life before life laughs at you.”

— Vikrmn

I can't not put humor in a book.

— Albert Brooks

Some people, they just don't get a joke.

— Glenn Frey

I think the humor of double puns is incredible.

— Richard Lederer

Even in comedy it's important to get your body acquainted with what you're going to do.

— Noureen DeWulf

Throw in the humor, throw in that personality, try things you wouldn't normally try.

— Melinda Clarke

I don't think there's a punch-line scheduled, is there?

— Vince Lombardi

I don't like being preachy. I think using fun and humor is an excellent way to make people think.

— Princess Superstar

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it.

— Jay Leno

I sometimes say things for a joke, and they are picked up the wrong way.

— Brenda Fricker

If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor.

— Jennifer Jones

All the jokes in my films, the comedy, they're not me, I just try to hold a big mirror up to us.

— Yahoo Serious

As long as I stay engaged with everybody else, then I'll create more comedy. It's just when I shut off and stay…

— Ron White

I like a person who knows how to say something dark at a very dark moment. The darker the moment and the…

— Octavia Spencer

Generally I know that we've hit on a good idea if there's a moment where I'm going "HA HA HA!" because that's…

— Charlie Brooker

Dramas make me laugh. The other day, I saw 'The Place Beyond the Pines,' and I was giggling the whole time. I…

— Nathan Fielder

I'm a big fan of comedians not having to apologize for anything. Nowadays it seems comedians are always apologizing for being funny.

— Kevin Dillon

But if you don't watch me, I will try and sneak in some humor. I see humor everywhere in life around me.

— Marion Ross

For health and the constant enjoyment of life, give me a keen and ever present sense of humor; it is the next…

— George Barrell Cheever

Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course that's where the most absurdly funny things are going…

— Julia Sweeney

Comedians are like pop bands. When you're young, you have ruddy principles and don't do old stuff because you don't want to…

— Harry Enfield

I was greatly influenced by 'The Goons' and 'Monty Python' reconstituting what comedy was - it could come from a funny word,…

— Sanjeev Bhaskar

There is no difference between alternative and traditional club comedy. People think there's a difference, but I don't think so. It's like…

— Brent Weinbach

It's so fun because Jason [Mantzoukas]'s one of the smartest people I've met in comedy. So unbelievably fast comedically - so he's…

— Jackie Schaffer

It's important that when you do standup, you do small places like coffee shops and also big places like colleges. It helps…

— Tig Notaro

It has become cliché to say I laughed until I cried, but when I'm done reading one of [Kupperman's] underground comics my…

— Conan O'Brien

“is there any I could get a glass of water?" [waiter]There is no way... I toss and turn many a night trying…

— Brian Regan

Comedy is like a very cokey, druggy sugar. You get hits of comedy, and it's very, "More, give me more of that…

— Eddie Izzard