Suddenly, if I were to be seen in a sex comedy, it wouldn't be acceptable to my fans. — Alok Nath Copy Share Image
“I have three sets of humor. One I keep in a bag of salt, because it’s the dry one. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Famous ancient proverb say: Learn to laugh at your own misfortunes, everyone else is!” — Ancient Copy Share Image
People sometimes say how standup is so hard, and I always tell them that it's hard at the beginning. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Comedy is not something that had necessarily jumped out as something I'd immediately go for. — Ed Speleers Copy Share Image
You can't cheat comedy. You know, it either is going to be there on the day you capture or it's not. — Justin Lin Copy Share Image
Humor is the contemplation of the finite from the point of view of the infinite. — Christian Morgenstern Copy Share Image
To be comic is merely to be playful, but wit is a serious matter. To laugh at it is to confess that… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
I was reading some books by Michel Houellebecq, and the first thing that comes to mind is that they're really funny, all… — Gaspar Noe Copy Share Image
I don't think comedy comes from hotbeds of doing shtick. I think it usually comes from some kind of childhood humiliation or… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Even if you're not having a bad day, someone else is...sometimes, just saying a funny joke to them can make them better. — Naquitta Faith Copy Share Image
What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul. Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. — Victor Borge Copy Share Image
There's something inherently British about siding with the underdog. While comedy needs victims, it doesn't need to treat them in a brutal… — Hugh Dennis Copy Share Image
Sail the main course in a simple sturdy craft. Keep her well stocked with short stories and long laughs. Go fast enough… — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
Comedy is still alive, and there are still funny people. Jews are still overrepresented in comedy and psychiatry and underrepresented in the… — Robert Klein Copy Share Image
Comedy is grievances. It's a recitation of grievances - whether they're inconsequential, superficial - like "my wife shops too much", or "kids… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff. I liked… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
“The Severed Nose. What would you do if you came home one evening and found a severed nose lying on a plate… — Jeff Strand Copy Share Image
The stuff that I'm saying, they're not really traditional, structured jokes. It's not like I'm talking about growing up in Chicago or… — Reggie Watts Copy Share Image
Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
My general advice for writers/comedians is, make stuff you like and are proud of. Put it in a place where people can… — Josh Gondelman Copy Share Image
There is that stereotype of a nerd with the high pants and pocket protector and that kind of thing. That can sustain… — Johnny Galecki Copy Share Image
Laughter appears to stand in need of an echo, Listen to it carefully: it is not an articulate, clear, well-defined sound; it… — Henri Bergson Copy Share Image
