Everyone who does comedy at my level thinks the same thing: 'What am I doing with my life?' — Natasia Demetriou Copy Share Image
You do not respond to an attempt on your life with a slap on the hand. Or a joke. — Cinda Williams Chima Copy Share Image
I don't understand how somebody wouldn't have a sense of humor about themselves. — John Malkovich Copy Share Image
When I go to the movies, I like romance, comedy, and thrillers. I hate gore. — Peter Weller Copy Share Image
I was a teacher before comedy, but it was good because no two days were the same, which this job is too. — Romesh Ranganathan Copy Share Image
My perfect night would be going out to an awesome restaurant, then heading over to the Comedy Cellar to hang out with… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I have a really crazy cackle laugh, and I think sometimes people don't realize that they're not laughing at my jokes, they're… — Kaitlyn Bristowe Copy Share Image
I consider my comedy to be dramatic comedy. I always wanted music underscoring the dramatic monologue. It was always drama with comedy,… — Molly Shannon Copy Share Image
There is never hesitation about doing stand-up. It's just me doing my thing. Unlike being in a band or a play or… — Hal Sparks Copy Share Image
Some lucky people can be funny without half trying because they actually look funny, because acting funny is in their bones -… — F. Sionil Jose Copy Share Image
humor bears the closest relation to emotion, either bubbling up as from a deep and happy wellspring, or in an opposite fashion… — Constance Rourke Copy Share Image
You used to have to beg and be the busboy to do standup. I got on Community because people saw my videos… — Donald Glover Copy Share Image
For me, comedy is constantly presented as this fake casualness, like a guy just walked on stage going, 'This crazy thing happened… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
Humor is like a rhythm; it's like music. And you throw a couple of extra syllables in, you wreck the beat and… — Betty White Copy Share Image
I think comedians should focus on what makes them happy, what art form fulfills them the most. Don't be calculated about it… — Scott Aukerman Copy Share Image
Technological consciousness takes itself dead seriously; it has no sense of humor. The fool can play no role in it, for there… — Donald Phillip Verene Copy Share Image
I'm quite a confident person in many ways, but there's only so much you can hear about being compared to Hattie Jacques.… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
With the stand-up comic on TV, whether it's Seinfeld or Cosby or Roseanne, more important than their knowledge of how to tell… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
To me, as a director and an actor, that's the main thing. "What's the heart of this story? What's the humanity of… — Tim Matheson Copy Share Image
I love dark humor. I love things that are so grounded in life, but just happen to be just a little bit… — Rockmond Dunbar Copy Share Image
Humor is a reminder that no matter how high the throne one sits on, one sits on one's bottom. — Taki Theodoracopulos Copy Share Image
I never wrote a joke in my life. I just get on stage and let it flow. — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
The next time you're tempted to groan, you might try to laugh instead. — Joseph B. Wirthlin Copy Share Image
I'm definitely proud of myself anytime I can make Amanda Peet break out into laughter. — Steve Zissis Copy Share Image
Some people don't have a sense of humor about certain things, and other people do. — Nahnatchka Khan Copy Share Image
Comedy is not easy to do - where you make someone laugh out loud in their living room. — Ed O'Neill Copy Share Image
If I didn't go into comedy... maybe I would've been a funny meter reader. — Nate Bargatze Copy Share Image
I was just thinking how unfortunate it'd be to be a fat girl named Candy. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
There's a difference between making fun of something and having fun with something. — Kristin Chenoweth Copy Share Image
What made me a comedian was staying on the stage and starting to talk. — John Bishop Copy Share Image
“It's a funny thing about life, I think we're born square and we die round” — Daniel Gottlieb Copy Share Image
I love comedy, but I actually do prefer drama because I am already animated as a human being. — Shanola Hampton Copy Share Image
Respectfully, 'Awkward Black Girl' was never meant to be politically correct. We poke fun at ignorance. — Issa Rae Copy Share Image
