Comedy Quotes · Page 217

Breaking is when someone starts to laugh in the middle of a scene, which is so fun to watch.

— Kaitlin Olson

Laugh at yourself - a lot. My mum taught me not to take myself too seriously.

— Michelle Dockery

I hope if I'm going to do a dirty joke, it's at least clever and not cheap.

— Taylor Tomlinson

One laugh of a child will make the holiest day more sacred still.

— Robert Green Ingersoll

My wife's gotten really lazy, or as she calls it, 'pregnant.'

— Jim Gaffigan

“In future, you'll laugh at yourself on some things you do now.”

— Toba Beta

“If flatness were funny, a dinner plate would be hilarious.”

— Walter Moers

I was the kid who liked making other people laugh, so maybe the comedy came before the acting.

— Sharon Horgan

Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same…

— Demetri Martin

People laugh, they call us crazy. It's like they knew all along that sooner or later, we'd be back together. -

— Allison Mosher

I drank the Kool-Aid of being a network star. Once it didn't happen, I realized it wasn't the best version of my…

— Mike Birbiglia

“It will be as if, in place of the stars, I had given you a great number of little bells that knew…

— Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

“Stay away from her." "Okay." "Keep your hands off her." "I'll try." He scowled at me. "I will," I said.”

— Jennifer Echols

I never write anything without humor, just because I like humor, but at the same time, it is a way for anything…

— Joss Whedon

I can't do jokes. I've always come from left field and tried to subvert conventional comedy. I started as a rebellion against…

— Julian Barratt

I enjoy doing these silly little videos, and a lot of stuff online is stuff I actually created for my live comedy…

— Tom Lenk

Sundown' is a horror comedy film that quite frankly deserves to be spun into a full movie. Just imagine 'Shaun of the…

— Jason Johnson

If you have a sense of irony or humour, you're usually cut down, as you're usually distorted or misinterpreted. So it does…

— David Blunkett

You want to know what living life to the fullest actually is? It's waking up on a Monday morning with no complaints.…

— Anonymous

I think people were not expecting us [with Robert Ben Garant] to, they were just like, "Well here come the writers," but…

— Thomas Lennon

An aspiring comedian must be determined to get to his or her true feelings on a subject and convey that to the…

— Franklyn Ajaye

It's always the girl comedy and the guy comedy. It bums me out. You'd think there'd be a progression, from James L.…

— Parker Posey

All I do is have fun. When I'm not working, it's about making people laugh. I love making jokes about things. Even…

— Drew Fuller

“Don’t try to make a joke just to make a joke. Sometimes, as human beings, we so want to fit in and…

— Susan C. Young

Even in the middle of tragedy, we find moments of humor, moments of tenderness, of simple happiness.

— Josh Holloway

Comedy was an easy choice for me because I didn't have a career.

— Lee Mack

Some of the best ideas I've gotten for my act have come from comedians and not magicians.

— Andrew Mayne

I would not have succeeded as a comedian had I not had some hugely lucky breaks.

— Romesh Ranganathan

“When times are bad smile, when times are good laugh.”

— James Turner

What if I wanted to break? laugh it all off in your face? what would you do

— 30 Seconds To Mars

Laugh and the world ignore you. Crying doesn't help either.

— Ritu Ghatourey

I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends.

— Bill Watterson

I have done 'Gutar-Gu,' which was a silent comedy show.

— Anita Hassanandani Reddy

“A crazy place in my mind laughs to keep the world and my heart from breaking in two.”

— Tim Miller

“if you want to make a point, tell a story—but raising several points at once requires humor.”

— Scott Weems

I was a rapper and did music before comedy. That was my first dream.

— Chris Redd

In life there are always these things happening if you can just get the joke.

— Lynda Barry

“It's like the old pie-in-the-face routine: it stops being funny when it starts being you.”

— Stephen King

Most comedies are calculated. They tend to pander. They're not about anything important.

— Harold Ramis

Standing on a ledge again. Everyone laughs at dancing monkey with the typewriter. Not for long, though.

— Neil Simon