Laughter is pleasant, but the exertion at my age is too much for me. — Thomas Love Peacock Copy Share Image
Any comedian who tells you how dark and dangerous they are, they're not dark and dangerous. — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
Blessed are we who can laugh at ourselves, for we shall never cease to be amused. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't imagine a successful comedy movie without a successful comedy performance at the heart of it. — Harold Ramis Copy Share Image
Comedy is a serious business. A serious business with only one purpose--to make people laugh. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
I love to laugh, it's my main thing. I love to abuse the English language. — Dan Fogelberg Copy Share Image
Making people laugh is a really fabulous thing because it means you're getting deep inside somebody, into their psyche, and their ability… — Jane Lynch Copy Share Image
I drove myself to the Emergency Room. That's a nice relaxing drive. "Noooo, after you. Merge-everybody merge." — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
It's nice if people can finally loosen up a little bit and just go out laugh at silliness. I mean, people take… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
I wouldn't call myself successful, just obsessively exhausted. The music makes me smile, the movies make me feel humbled, and the comedy… — Vir Das Copy Share Image
Let's face it, when is it actually ever funny to joke about hitting someone? Never, right? The threat to give someone a… — Karren Brady Copy Share Image
Just keep making comedy. Make it all the time whether it's your job or not. Consider it like you are already working… — Megan Ganz Copy Share Image
Stand-up is every man for himself; you learn from hanging out at these clubs and watching other guys, and then trying not… — Harold Ramis Copy Share Image
Pakistan hasn't been cast in the role of... interesting cultural place or, you know, land of great comedians. — Mohsin Hamid Copy Share Image
I don't think it's good when entertainment tries to proselytize and I don't think people ultimately want someone showing up in their… — John Ridley Copy Share Image
Well, I started years ago with Flashdance and we also did Coyote Ugly, so I have put my toe in the water… — Jerry Bruckheimer Copy Share Image
One should not associate with controversy; one should always reach for the highest ratings; one should never forget that there is safety… — Peter George Peterson Copy Share Image
It goes without saying that 'Buncha Losers' comedies speak to tough times. The massive unemployment of the Reagan years gave us 'Taxi,'… — Rob Sheffield Copy Share Image
Since everything is but an apparition, having nothing to do with good or bad, acceptance or rejection, one may well burst out… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
Endings of television shows are sometimes such depressing things. I think shows that have more of a narrative and are about what's… — Scott Aukerman Copy Share Image
At The Comedy Store, night after night, the crowds are fuller. It used to be Tuesday at 9 you'd have to start… — Ari Shaffir Copy Share Image
I'm not a fan of any genre but am a fan of movies that are intelligent and/or funny. That goes across all… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love the idea of comedy in horror. I think this should be allowed. — Robert Englund Copy Share Image
I think if actors don't think of themselves as funny in real life they think they can't do comedy. — Ben Barnes Copy Share Image
They say laughter is the best medicine. But one thing's for sure: it doesn't heal a broken heart. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think for the foreseeable future, the truth is going to be awful and funny all at the same time. — John Hodgman Copy Share Image
I've got a wallet, it's orange. In case I wanna buy a deer. That doesn't make any sense at all. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Comedy and drama are like two different sports; they both require athleticism but they're different. — Jimmy O. Yang Copy Share Image
The person who makes others laugh and smile all the time, is the one who holds lot of pain in heart. — Melania Copy Share Image
I'm funny when I want to be. And I'm even funny when I don't want to be. — Elaine Stritch Copy Share Image
I love being around people who love to do what I love to do, which is comedy. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Life is a vale of tears in which there are moments you just can't stop giggling. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes, I use humor because I believe in revealing truth in a way that other forms cannot. — Ted Lieu Copy Share Image
