I should prefer to die laughing, and, on more than one occasion, thought I might. — Joseph Epstein Copy Share Image
You must never imagine, that just because something is funny, it is not also dangerous. — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
When I write, I create really absurd situations which become false because I am after the joke. — Sally Phillips Copy Share Image
That awkard laugh when no sound comes out and your clapping like a retarted seal. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No Barstool writer has ever said or written one thing out of hate or anger. It's always to get a joke. — Dave Portnoy Copy Share Image
The jokes I used to do on 'Sex and the City' were always comic character things, and they were rarely hard jokes.… — Michael Patrick King Copy Share Image
I've always been a comedy nerd, and 'Partners in Crime' was probably more influential for me than anything else because it was… — Baron Vaughn Copy Share Image
Sin and grace, absence and presence, tragedy and comedy, they divide the world between them and where they meet head on, the… — Frederick Buechner Copy Share Image
I go through my comments sometimes, and I'll just take snapshots of the terrible ones and send them to my friends. I… — Sabrina Carpenter Copy Share Image
I'm difficult to cast. In comedy, if there's a female character, usually written by a bloke, she's either the ditsy good-looking one,… — Daisy May Cooper Copy Share Image
Some things hit close to home with people, and it's going to be hard to tell someone who lost somebody on 9/11… — Michael Che Copy Share Image
I think there should be laughs in everything. Sometimes, it's a slammed door, a pie in the face or just a recognition… — Alan Rickman Copy Share Image
Comedy is one of the toughest genres. It is so essential to get the timing right, failing which the humour can fall… — Jacqueline Fernandez Copy Share Image
I very rarely laugh. I remember I used to have a joy at comedy. I remember going to see Sean Lock for… — Stephen Merchant Copy Share Image
You have to laugh at yourself. I do a lot of humor about all ethnicities that are at the show - Latinos,… — Maz Jobrani Copy Share Image
“Expand Your Repertoire . . . Professional humorists and comedians, like Jeanie Robertson, maintain joke files filled with assorted topics, anecdotes, and… — Susan C. Young Copy Share Image
Some of the most fun I've ever had has been filming 'Bert the Conqueror.' As a stand-up comedian, I love putting this… — Bert Kreischer Copy Share Image
“Next door to the Bensons is Emmet Frag, a retired pacemaker who is credited with inventing the notion of happiness. He’s currently… — St. John Morris Copy Share Image
I feel like there is something about having a copacetic world POV that helps in making a comedy. Like, David Wain has… — Kathryn Hahn Copy Share Image
It's nice when I can be met with warmth and enthusiasm, but doing standup comedy has taught me how to push through… — Josh Gondelman Copy Share Image
My presence isn't simply about "character" - I'm present in every part and particle of the thing, in the sound and rhythm… — Charles D'Ambrosio Copy Share Image
I wonder how awkward would having a conversation with someone be if 'lol' didn't exist. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Comedy, unlike drama, demands surprise. You can't quietly and thoughtfully enjoy a comedy. — Craig Mazin Copy Share Image
A lot of comedians are really funny onstage, but they can't do a podcast. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
When anybody laughs, he has no mind, no thought, no problem, no suffering. — H. W. L. Poonja Copy Share Image
It feels so good to laugh at myself. I'd probably cry my eyes out if I didn't. — Melissa Brown Copy Share Image
I feel like I'm edgy and I'm funny and I got this bite, this outrageousness. — George C. Wolfe Copy Share Image
Analysing humour is like dissecting a frog few people are interested, and the frog dies. — Alan Ford Copy Share Image
I was funny right away. I'm confidently saying that just because it's the truth. — Robby Hoffman Copy Share Image
I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy. — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
Kipling: Where's your sense of humor? Rebis: We're working on reconstructing it... — Grant Morrison Copy Share Image