Comedy Quotes · Page 195

Don't be afraid to make mistakes and be able to laugh at yourself.

— Brendan Rodgers

I do not think that obsession is funny or that not being able to stop one's intensity is funny.

— Jim Dine

When I finally stop laughing I take one quick glance at you and start laughing again.

— Noor

Laughter is the best medicine, but if you laugh for no reason than you need medicine

— Hussein Nishah

I just love the geeky comedy boys! Those are the guys I go for.

— Janet Varney

I love friends who can make me cry by making me laugh so hard

— Blossom

If you can't laugh at yourself, you don't deserve to laugh at anybody else.

— Charlie Murphy

WARINIG my sense of humor may offend you I suggest you get the fuck over it.

— Thewomenizer

I dare anyone to spend 10 years in the laugh-track that is Chuck Lorre's hive of oppression and not suffer some form…

— Charlie Sheen

I've never eaten a Hot Pocket and then afterwards been, I'm glad I ate that. I'm always like, I'm gonna die.

— Jim Gaffigan

Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they're uncomfortable laughs.

— John Ratzenberger

“get the giggles and let them loose like kamikaze fighters to die a glorious death against Bailey’s reprimanding glare.”

— Lori Adams

When I started out in stand-up, I was already used to speaking in front of people, how to project, control my voice…

— Jaboukie Young-White

I don't think you get a lot of comedians who are homeopaths. Comedy is essentially about not being hoodwinked.

— Ben Miller

I'm a funny guy. I want people to laugh. I laugh at myself, I make fun of myself. But at the end…

— Lil B

It's something that has informed quite a lot of my comedy - that idea of someone who is always trying to get…

— Jack Dee

“Let me first establish—on your behalf—feelings of animosity and disgust at the mendacity inherent in this concept of "cartoon." Whenever someone hits…

— Harlan Ellison

When you go to a restaurant, sometimes you want to go to Heston Blumenthal's where you hear the sound of the sea…

— Aisling Bea

People have expectations from you - and the whole fun of acting is taking expectations and completely upending them. That's how you…

— John Lithgow

I started out playing big bands shows and different things. I was with several different small bands and groups, doing comedy and…

— Hal Blaine

People want to relate to that. That's a healthy place to be. Even movies do this: War movies or light-hearted comedies, they…

— Sean Mahon

I've been doing comedy longer than I haven't been doing comedy, as I was performing for three years before I even got…

— Steven Wright

There is reason to smile and celebrate when you win, but when you struggle, that is about laughter. That is the pathos…

— Ronnie Apteker

The vault above us is not deaf because the universe is an idiot; the silence is not the heartless silence of an…

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

One thing I learned from his holiness the Dali Lama is the importance of humor.

— Marina Abramovic

The way I started doing comedy is not a very cool, rock and roll story.

— Taylor Tomlinson

I want to do comedy, I want to do horror, I want to do all these other things.

— Bria Vinaite

There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them.

— Niels Bohr

Stand-up is dangerous. That's what I like. You're out there on your own.

— Eddie Griffin

What's most interesting to me is when [Tony DiNozzo] is just madly inappropriate.

— Michael Weatherly

I quickly laugh at everything for fear of having to cry.

— Pierre Beaumarchais

I can still hear the eco of your laugh...but now its scary, not cute

— Ritesh

Eat well, sleep and laugh. When you laugh, the lines go up instead of down.

— Carey Lowell

That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.

— A. Whitney Brown

It's always good to take something that's happened in your life and make something of it comedically.

— Larry David

“Mirth is like a flash of lightning that breaks through a gloom of clouds and glitters for a moment.”

— Joseph Addison

Natural Born Killers' is really a misunderstood romantic comedy.

— Woody Harrelson

“You have to laugh at yourself sometimes, cause you'd cry your eyes out if you didn't.”

— Emily Saliers

If we can't laugh at ourselves and the human condition, we're going to be mean.

— Eileen Brennan

My memoirs are full of humor, I had to change jokes because it was a little too dark.

— Marina Abramovic