If you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole, you're ahead of the game. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
A good laugh is a mighty good thing, a rather too scarce a good thing. — Herman Melville Copy Share Image
We are trying to communicate a fulfilled ideal. Does anybody remember laughter? — Robert Plant Copy Share Image
Drama comes more naturally to me. It's the comedy you really have to delve into. — Kathy Bates Copy Share Image
Ah, pay no heed if your enemies laugh. They'll not be able to once you lop off their heads. — Christopher Paolini Copy Share Image
Dramas make me laugh. The other day, I saw 'The Place Beyond the Pines,' and I was giggling the whole time. I… — Nathan Fielder Copy Share Image
Generally I know that we've hit on a good idea if there's a moment where I'm going "HA HA HA!" because that's… — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
he puppeteers really responded to it. Patrick Bistrow really responded to it, it's great fun to do improve comedy with puppets. — Brian Henson Copy Share Image
Write a smart joke and people want to talk about it and keep the dialogue going. Also, if you can make someone… — Lizz Winstead Copy Share Image
When you watch a comedy special, you see the glitz and glamour. But what you don't see is when it doesn't work… — Deon Cole Copy Share Image
Our records, if you have a dark sense of humor, were funny, but our records weren't about comedy. They were about protests,… — Ice Cube Copy Share Image
I know it's going to sound cheesy, but I love show business. I love doing comedy, I love that I get to… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
There are few lonelier sights than a good comedian being funny in a movie that doesn't know what funny is. — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
There's this misconception that comedy and music go together. They don't. Comedians can't compete with rock stars; they're just not on the… — Michael Ian Black Copy Share Image
I'm not saying being a comedian is brain surgery, but it is definitely - it's like being a carpenter. You learn how… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
Everything changes once you start trying to market the film. Part of you feels like everything is slipping away from you. For… — Taika Waititi Copy Share Image
It is amazing how much more amazing sleep is in the morning. You wake up and you're like, "I stayed up to… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“I had never known this before, but now I do and so do you: Laughter comes in different colours. It is only… — Yevgeny Zamyatin Copy Share Image
Comedy is similar to hockey... in only one way. You get a lot of credit for assists. So I try to serve… — Johnny Galecki Copy Share Image
Even before I did stand-up, I've always been the kind of guy - and I talk about it on stage - who… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
“It still hurts and I think the 'hurting phase' might take a long time. The fact that we can't hear you laugh… — Bianca Salindong Copy Share Image
A comedian needs to have his own filters, needs to know his audience, how far he can push things. — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
I found I had the ability to do comedy. My timing was really inborn. — Yvonne De Carlo Copy Share Image
“Your comedy and mine will have been played then, and we shall be removed” — William Makepeace Thackeray Copy Share Image
“When someone makes a Family Circus reference and everyone on the room laughs, I'm in the wrong room.” — Josh Hanagarne Copy Share Image
I think of myself as more of a comic person. I don't know about a comic actor. — David Duchovny Copy Share Image
To be amused by what you read - that is the great spring of happy quotations. — Charles Edward Montague Copy Share Image
“Angus...had hitherto maintained hilarious ease from motives of mental hygiene...” — G.K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people. — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
I try to play serious scenes a little funny and the comedy a little serious. — Uzo Aduba Copy Share Image
If Mandela were a comedian, I bet he would never get mad at a heckler, he'd give him or her a hug. — Godfrey Copy Share Image
It's a letdown if the comedian doesn't finally actually really sit on his hat. — Kingsley Amis Copy Share Image
It's just fun to be on a movie set and looking to find the comedy in sweet, simple family moments. — Sean Astin Copy Share Image
I'm convinced that it's energy and humor. The two of them combined equal charm. — Judith Krantz Copy Share Image
