Comedy Quotes · Page 174

From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere!

— Dr Seuss

I like to describe my stuff as observational comedy.

— Lilly Singh

“Jokes don't matter… til the performance... if the performance is horrible so do and jokes.”

— Deyth Banger

Comedy, we may say, is society protecting itself - with a smile.

— J. B. Priestley

It takes time to develop a sense of humor, shared world views.

— Ben Affleck

I can laugh and cry at the drop of a freakin' hat - all at the same time.

— Carlene Carter

Marissa is one of the fan favorites of 'Comedy Bang! Bang!' for everyone throughout the years.

— Lennon Parham

I know a lot of funny people in a lot of funny places.

— Anonymous

Politics is pop. Our job as comedians - especially me, as a late-night talk show, which is a broader audience - is…

— Jimmy Fallon

I love comedy but I also enjoy drama. 'They' do say comedy is harder than drama, but I don't think about it…

— Krysten Ritter

I think sadness and anger are really fertile ground for comedy. No one is really interested in a happy person doing comedy.

— Zach Galifianakis

I was always funny, but I wasn't a great musician, and I wanted to be a musician way more than I wanted…

— Greg Behrendt

I started selling out comedy clubs before I got to town with no advertising. I was selling out theaters just on the…

— Ron White

Oh to that corkscrew, the useful tool to unlock the treasure of wit, the treasury of laughter, the front door of fellowship,…

— Andrew Guzaldo

If those extra-social brains are so potent, why after all do they effect so little? A dull police-officer, with the machine behind…

— John Buchan

I still tell a lot of jokes and do a lot of funny comics, but the stuff I like best is the…

— Kate Leth

The goal with me, and the way I challenge myself as an actor, is to go from genre to genre. I like…

— Dwayne Johnson

Comedy and politics have a lot in common. Both are great ways to pick up chicks - just look at Governor Spitzer.…

— Alexandra Petri

In filming you're waiting. You're waiting for lights. You're waiting for people set things up. And when you're not waiting, you're repeating.…

— Colin Firth

“Naturally torturers giggle while they work: The body’s dumb obedience to physics (pull hard enough and this comes off, squeeze tight enough…

— Glen Duncan

I've been pitching a show of five female stand-up comedians through the generations, from Phyllis Diller to Amy Schumer, so when I…

— Wendy Liebman

I kind of pride myself on coming onto things that are well-oiled machines and finding a way to bring what I bring…

— Rob Lowe

“Don’t give up on your dreams, goals, plans or Ideas because people are laughing at them. People who are narrow minded laugh…

— De philosopher DJ Kyos

One of the first things that you learn as a stand-up is, you're the boss. It's your stage, and don't screw with…

— Bob Newhart

If you elect a matinee idol mayor, you're going to have a musical comedy administration.

— Robert Moses

I am okay with most kinds of humour but I don't like jokes that reek of racism and gender bias.

— Sunil Grover

Behind every smile there's a story; a comedy or a tragedy.

— Anonymous

“Ang comedy natin, puro slapstick. Ang horror natin, puro visual. I'm sensing a pattern here”

— Bob Ong

“There is a time to laugh and a time not to laugh, and this is not one of them". -- Inspector Clouseau”

— James Lyon

I used to do comedy during my theatre days, and I was good at that.

— Pankaj Tripathi

I'm a professional comic. Whether you think I'm funny or not, that's, again, subjective.

— David Cross

I didn't really get into comedy until a couple months before I started doing comedy.

— Hannibal Buress

Im not laughing at you, Im laughing with you, youre just not laughing.

— Anonymous

Make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry.

— Black Sabbath

I love to laugh and I will never take myself too seriously.

— Kenya Moore

Listen, if you're not going to be a nun or something, you might as well laugh.

— Anonymous

When I do stand-up, I'm basically doing a one-man show.

— Chris Rock

But I'm a humorist. I'm not a reporter, I never pretended to be a reporter.

— David Sedaris

I don’t like writing for comedians. I like writing for actors. The best comedians are the best actors.

— Neil Simon

I know the musical world as well as I know the comedy world.

— Tommy Chong