I wanna be funny, but if I have a chance to make a point while being funny - why not? — Chris Cubas Copy Share Image
Professionals don't get writer's block. I can always come up with the punch line. — Mort Walker Copy Share Image
JOKE is invented to make you laugh. But sometimes it can be a good reason to make you fall in love. ¥ — Angelita Lim Copy Share Image
“They laughed together, because laughter in number is safer than laughter alone.” — Aelius Blythe Copy Share Image
I do consider myself a clown and a court jester, and I do love to make people laugh, whether they're laughing with… — Richard Simmons Copy Share Image
The humorous story is told gravely; the teller does his best to conceal the fact that he even dimly suspects that there… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
A lot of amazing comedians that I've worked with just really follow their instincts and you can't really teach someone comedic timing.… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Comedy fans are the best fans. They embrace and support you doing low-budget work and will follow you to the end of… — June Diane Raphael Copy Share Image
One thing helps the other. My stand-up helps my writing; my writing helps my stand-up; my stand-up helps my acting. They're all… — Charlie Murphy Copy Share Image
I was inspired by comedy channels. I loved that they got to do sketches and could be funny and crude and make… — Eva Gutowski Copy Share Image
“Did you ever meet someone who either had no sense of humor or was never serious, you couldn't tell which?” — Jerry Stahl Copy Share Image
I believe that when people try to live their life at the fullest, there's a certain laughter that comes out of it.… — Takashi Miike Copy Share Image
The whole time I was writing, I had to fight my normal inclination to be funny, to sort of patch humor in,… — Joshua Ferris Copy Share Image
I like my messiness on stage, though I watch comics who come at a joke from every angle and I think, 'Yeah!… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Santino, never let anyone outside the family know what you are thinking. Never let them know what you have under your fingernails.… — Mario Puzo Copy Share Image
As a comedian, I think we all look for those areas where the truth diverts from what people are saying. That's why… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I've learned to start from a really sound argument, boil down the essence of what you're trying to say, then build your… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
You cannot begin to imagine the shock I had when I came down on the floor for the first time. First of… — William Shatner Copy Share Image
My son is trying to be a sports writer, and my daughter is a college student. She wants to be a comedy… — Howard Schultz Copy Share Image
I think all comedy has victims, really, ... Even if it's not a victim that appears on camera, usually there's a victim.… — Tom Green Copy Share Image
Happiness and laughter are the cure to negative feelings one person might hold when they're upset. — Doctavius Copy Share Image
“With a sense of humor like that, you could make a living as a garbage man anywhere in the country.” — jim butcher Copy Share Image
We feel that what's too far is when you make a joke and somebody gets hurt. — Bobby Farrelly Copy Share Image
I crack jokes all the time. Even when I have a fight, I will make a joke, and people will laugh. — Nargis Fakhri Copy Share Image
“Black Humor (Umor): a sensation --of the theatrical (and joyless) pointlessness of everything.” — Jacques Vache Copy Share Image
Love and laughter go together; and laughter is one of the greatest medicines. — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
People go, 'Oh, Trump must be good for comedy,' and I go, 'Ehhh.' — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
A great production of a black comedy is better than a mediocre production of a comedy of errors. — Tom Stoppard Copy Share Image
You can only be funny if you have matters of great importance on your mind. — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
Each day, be sure to laugh, to think, to cry; that's one heckuva full day. — Jim Valvano Copy Share Image
After you eat a Hot Pocket, Everything will taste like rubber for a month! — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I find comedy natural. I'm not saying I'm funny - I'm saying I'm silly. — Harris Dickinson Copy Share Image
Diana was one of the quickest wits I knew; nobody made me laugh like her. — Sarah Ferguson Copy Share Image
