I don't think I'm a funny person in general. I have had to learn comedy. — Ashton Kutcher Copy Share Image
Everybody's got a different sense of humor. It's just different styles. — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
Just because we wear hair extensions and make-up doesn't mean we're the punchline for every joke. — Emily Atack Copy Share Image
I knew how to come up with jokes at someone's expense really fast. — Catherine Reitman Copy Share Image
Lincoln called laughter "the joyous, beautiful, universal evergreen of life." — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
TV is easier: it's all planned out for you and the audience is there to see a show and they are all… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
I try to look on the sunny side of life. If something dramatic happens to me, I always try to recount it… — Suzanne Shaw Copy Share Image
I think comedy and satire are a very important part of democracy, and it's important we are able to laugh at the… — Rory Bremner Copy Share Image
riley: give me a romantic comedy any day. rhoan: your jest a girly-girl at heart, arent you? riley: takes one to know… — Keri Arthur Copy Share Image
We sit in a room, laugh, and all come up with comedy situations, which we work out. Sometimes we cross the line,… — Joe Gatto Copy Share Image
If the setups take too long, you wind up losing momentum. Momentum is very good for comedy. Not having to do eight… — Michael Spiller Copy Share Image
Comedians sometimes forget that there's an audience. You gotta be conscious that you're performing for other human beings. — Jeff Garlin Copy Share Image
Raise your hand if you had no idea you’d see so much nudity in one week of jury duty.” Twelve hands flew… — Julie James Copy Share Image
Look at the people who are kind of the funniest cultures, they're the cultures of the people who have been the most… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
What crushed my soul was hanging out with bitter, desperate comics backstage. They're a different breed than the bitter yet eager psyches… — Scott Adsit Copy Share Image
Comedy is a universal language. I grew up watching Nagesh, Surilirajan, Thenga Srinivasan and S.V. Shekhar's comedies. And, of course, Charlie Chaplin!… — A. R. Rahman Copy Share Image
The more you expect from life, the more your expectations will be fulfilled. By laughing, you do not use up your laughter,… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
I imagined that the outside world was just going to see me as a comedy girl and put me in that box.… — Ego Nwodim Copy Share Image
It's a bit like laughter in church, something has to be forbidden to make you really laugh, to make you really belly… — Maureen Lipman Copy Share Image
Well, I am not always joking, sometimes I am serious. But some people always expect you to be funny. If you were… — Dom Irrera Copy Share Image
I think the Dutch certainly get British comedy. And let's face it; a lot of it is pretty low-hanging fruit for the… — Rhianna Pratchett Copy Share Image
Sometimes comedy can be, like, negative and just the worst parts of ourselves coming out. — Erik Griffin Copy Share Image
Stand-up's hard. It's one of the hardest things in the world, and it's really lonely. — Alex Borstein Copy Share Image
A good laugh overcomes more difficulties and dissipates more dark clouds than any other one thing. — Laura Ingalls Wilder Copy Share Image
“He knew you can't really be strong until you can see a funny side of things.” — Ken Kesey Copy Share Image
Romantic comedies are built to be light. They're built for a certain buoyancy. — Matthew McConaughey Copy Share Image
Sometimes I yell at my cancer cells, sometimes I make myself laugh. — Valerie Harper Copy Share Image
It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up. — Dan Castellaneta Copy Share Image
I enjoy the work I do in comedies. It's a valid test of your creative abilities. — Ben Stiller Copy Share Image
Comedy is not easy to begin with, but comedy that also dances with drama - it's so hard. — Dan Levy Copy Share Image
Doing comedy is as easy as doing anything else. You're dependent totally on the material. — Morgan Freeman Copy Share Image
I love hard punch lines, and I like anything that has a strong point of view. — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
“A nation forgetting its own laughter is in a sad state of affairs” — Sherry Marie Gallagher Copy Share Image
I'm not hurting anybody. Comedy's all about innuendo. I'm putting it out there just like anybody else. — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
