When you're doing standup you're kind of doing, "Hey. I thought of this. This may be funny. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
“I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two weeks!” -Totie Fields-” — David DeBacco Copy Share Image
She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. — Gail Parent Copy Share Image
Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd. — Trey Parker Copy Share Image
To deliver something deadpan is very difficult; I don't think people know how hard those jokes are. — Michael Che Copy Share Image
To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it - Charlie Chaplin — Charlie Chaplin Copy Share Image
I don't really care for, like, fat jokes about women, specifically. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Look, I don't have the millions of dollars that Exxon has. But I've got comedy. I've got satire. I've got stars. — Laurie David Copy Share Image
In response to criticism of its treatment of killer whales, Sea World said it will build them a larger habitat. When asked… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
I just think I was lucky enough to figure out early on that I wanted to do comedy, so that's what I… — Donald Glover Copy Share Image
Dan Aykroyd is a comedy icon and one of my idols of all time, but I also know that he's an incredibly… — Ben Falcone Copy Share Image
I don't think Hollywood knows what to do with me. I would imagine that when it comes to romantic comedies, my name… — Gary Oldman Copy Share Image
It's been a pleasure to see female comedians be prominent and flourish - like Kate McKinnon's Rudy Giuliani impressions, which are uncanny… — Debra Granik Copy Share Image
I need wrong to get laughs. I need a normal world so that I can be abnormal, and that's my problem. Comedians… — Gallagher Copy Share Image
A lot of the comedians don't even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it. — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
Talent grips us. We are overtaken by the beauty of Michelangelo's sculpture, riveted by Mariah Carey's angelic voice, doubled over in laughter… — John C. Maxwell Copy Share Image
But if you stagnate, the growth is over. I have done many comedy films. Success of films like Partner, Singh is Kinng… — Katrina Kaif Copy Share Image
Comedy prepared me for drama. There are a couple techniques you can think of. One of my acting teachers said that comedy… — Craig Robinson Copy Share Image
I think comedy has a range, with multiple peaks in different areas. It's like trying to compare Beethoven and the Beatles. Sometimes… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
As the weeks went on, I realized there was an important role comedy would play in healing the tragedies of September 11.… — Maz Jobrani Copy Share Image
If you look up the definition of stand-up comedy, it's funny on purpose. A little bit of pressure there. It's basically acting.… — Michael Waltrip Copy Share Image
Comedians take a neat situation and turn it into a mess. And in my books I do the same thing, but it's… — Ursus Wehrli Copy Share Image
I'm excited to create more awareness about the importance of giving the youth of America a choice. There's a 24-hour music channel.… — Stephen Baldwin Copy Share Image
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. — Agnes Repplier Copy Share Image
I'd like to make you laugh for about ten minutes though I'm gonna be on for an hour. — Richard Pryor Copy Share Image
I'd love to do all types of film, not just comedy, although I love comedy. — Malin Akerman Copy Share Image
The person I have admired the most in comedy terms would be Eric Morecambe, who is my total hero. — Dawn French Copy Share Image
“Life is full of fun when your friends are there for you, every laugh and smile decreases the problem.” — Glea G. Canoy Copy Share Image
I can laugh alone, but I need all the brave new world to cry with me. — Mohammad MUSTAFA Copy Share Image
“Thank goodness, I can always find something funny to keep me up.” — Louisa May Alcott Copy Share Image
