My greatest hope was to get discovered as a comedian and get on a sitcom. — Steve Buscemi Copy Share Image
The default position now is that comedians do Twitter but I don't know why. Every bad story you see about a comedian… — Lee Mack Copy Share Image
Comedians have a huge carte blanche and the ability to get away with saying a lot of things. — Marilyn Manson Copy Share Image
Call me a dreamer, but I think it would be great if getting medical attention were as easy as getting a gun. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
If you're a comedian, you can only really write jokes for about an hour a day, so you've got a lot of… — Alex Horne Copy Share Image
No comedian's wife thinks he's funny. The first few years of the marriage, maybe. I was funny as hell the first couple… — Tom Smothers Copy Share Image
Chihuahua. There's a waste of dog food. Looks like a dog that is still far away. — Billiam Coronel Copy Share Image
I don't think that comedians have a tradition of trashing the next generation. — Franklyn Ajaye Copy Share Image
Though part of me had always wanted to be a comedian, another part of me had always wanted to be Bryant Gumbel… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I mean, sometimes... a comedian becomes an actor, and they just don't deliver, because the bottom line of comedy is to be… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
Only comedians can talk about death, life, God and Virgin Mary. If I was a tragic actor, I couldn't allow myself. But… — Roberto Benigni Copy Share Image
One thing as a comedian, even though throughout your entire year, you're growing and working on your material... you can feel like… — Matt Rife Copy Share Image
Sometimes I don't want to go out and socialize; I just want to watch my favorite shows and comedians. But then I… — Josh Peck Copy Share Image
If something's true you should be able discuss it or ask whether it's true. It helps me as a comedian. But it… — Richard Herring Copy Share Image
I definitely talk about my love of metal to audiences, and I sort of realized it was always natural and never, 'Well,… — Brian Posehn Copy Share Image
I try to think of myself as a struggling competitor or specialist at my craft, much like a singer, dancer, comedian, or… — Kai Greene Copy Share Image
I thought I better warn you that I am not one of those politically correct comedians, but it turns out that also… — Robin Ince Copy Share Image
I feel like when you do Twitter, sometimes you just have an idea and you fire it off and don't really think… — Tim Heidecker Copy Share Image
I was the dude you didn't wanna go to school with, because I would come to school and get on your shoes.… — Charlie Murphy Copy Share Image
To show that a comedian on stage in India talking about sanitation or in South Africa talking about HIV and AIDS awareness,… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
When you start in the childhood period, when you begin to form a comic sense, it was the radio comedians - from… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
There's this message to comedians in particular, that you shouldn't write it, and a television writer should write it. And that's a… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
When you wrap up your self-worth with your talent, and suddenly you might not be the most talented, that's really scary. And… — Rachel Bloom Copy Share Image
When you're 17 years old, you have no idea who you are as a person, so there's no way you can be… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
If I say 'political comedian,' then people think you're talking about you, the Senate and Congress, and what's going on in Washington… — W. Kamau Bell Copy Share Image
In my mind, I was always a comedian who was going to branch into writing. — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
As a comedian, part of what's so gratifying for me is hearing people laugh. — Ego Nwodim Copy Share Image
Comedians don't laugh. They're too busy analyzing why it's funny or not. — James Lipton Copy Share Image
