I am a comedian and you guys know whatever I say, I don't mean any of it. — Jamie Foxx Copy Share Image
I'm not a comedian - you've got to know your boundaries - but I think I could definitely do a comedic film… — Jason Taylor Copy Share Image
An academic is what I would have been if I hadn't been successful as a comedian. I've never had a proper job. — David Baddiel Copy Share Image
Fame is an upshot of what I do. If you're a successful comedian or actor, then you're a famous one. But it's… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
I believe I am God's favorite comedian. I think he is a really big comedy writer. He writes scripts. And I just… — Corey Feldman Copy Share Image
I'm not a comedy writer, I'm a comedian, so I only write stuff that I would want to say. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
If in the first 30 seconds, a comedian cannot bring a smile to your face, he is not an entertainer. — Chunky Pandey Copy Share Image
I'm a comedian at heart, and I really can make people laugh, but ever since 'Amadeus,' all I seem to do is… — F. Murray Abraham Copy Share Image
Comedians are thinkers. The best ones are akin to philosophers, in my opinion. — Ted Alexandro Copy Share Image
Comedy shows in D.C. are so much fun. I think because of the intense area that is connected to politics that people… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
It used to be if you wanted to be a comedian, you used to just do sets. You'd go up three times… — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share Image
A comedian, or any artist, needs their time to develop what they are doing. There has to be some respect for the… — Keenen Ivory Wayans Copy Share Image
I talked about everything, man. I've always written material that everyone can laugh at. I talked about growing up. I did a… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
I'm more of an older school comedian so Tommy Davidson still makes me laugh a lot no matter how many times I've… — Joe Torry Copy Share Image
Dad made me laugh a lot. He was a real comedian. He had a real sarcastic sense of humour, he could really… — Julian Lennon Copy Share Image
I started out as a stand-up comedian, where you have to be your own businessman. You have to go out there and… — Nick Cannon Copy Share Image
“Divorce is like surgery without anesthesia. You feel every cut, every tear, and it leaves you with scars you can't see, but… — Paul Hogan Copy Share Image
It's like being a stand-up comedian is what leads to being a talk-show host. That life is not cut out for a… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
One of the things I used to dream of is that if I could just be funny like Red Skelton, if I… — Sandra Cisneros Copy Share Image
I was not one of those people who wanted to be a comedian when I was growing up. I liked comedy, but… — Aisha Tyler Copy Share Image
I would like a ship for the hips, please. Ships and hips. Hipsters to stir with their hips on the hip ships.… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
What happened to me is I gained a little weight so I could be more accessible to people. They're not like, 'Oh… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
I don't come from a comedy background or a stand-up background, but I think that sometimes there's a misconception that an actor… — Darren Boyd Copy Share Image
You know, in Los Angeles, you're constantly in your car, you're sealed up, you're not walking around. Whereas in New York, after… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
You want to have the experience. As far as the creative side, the more I do this, the more I know that… — Wes Bentley Copy Share Image
It's now very common to hear people say 'I'm rather offended by that'... — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
As a comedian, you see all parts of the country because you play there. — W. Kamau Bell Copy Share Image
