I'm all about showing people that I'm a little messed up, I have a lot of the same problems you have. By… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
The three toughest fighters I ever fought were Sugar Ray Robinson, Sugar Ray Robinson and Sugar Ray Robinson. I fought Sugar so… — Jake LaMotta Copy Share Image
I always say about my daughters, they save me from my miserable self. They take me out, you know, a comedian, you… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I've got a group who can't play music, one bad comedian plus boyfriend, a nervous breakdown calling himself a magician, two coachloads… — Alan Bleasdale Copy Share Image
I want to write songs, and I would like to play and sing them. I'm not a politician; I'm not a comedian.… — Laura Jane Grace Copy Share Image
I was a big Jay Leno fan, so I was sorry to see him go. But my number one person that I… — Megyn Kelly Copy Share Image
One thing a comedian does, when you step on the stage, you're selling yourself, and certainly I don't think the whole world… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
There's comedians who I consider extremely punk rock who I've seen do very political stand up in places where nobody wants to… — Kathleen Hanna Copy Share Image
Steven Alan Green is ONE funny writer ---- Everything I read of yours makes me laugh and think - Not just the… — Taylor Negron Copy Share Image
I try to stay with it and I try to stay in contact with comedians and just keep comedians in my life… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
As you get older, as a comedian, and keep doing it, what you actually start to cherish on stage is not the… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
My mom is two people to me. She's my mom number one, and then she's this lady most comedians know as being… — Pauly Shore Copy Share Image
No matter how you feel, you've got to be able to laugh at yourself. If you can laugh at Donald Trump, then… — Michael Che Copy Share Image
A lot of comedy clubs are set up with people sitting at little tables and you have everything from the way they… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
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