The thing that I'm known for - at least, depending on what Subreddit you go to - is being a comedian. And… — Wyatt Cenac Copy Share Image
You don't have to be inspired by comedians. You have to be inspired by things that are real, whether it's music, comedy...a… — Pauly Shore Copy Share Image
I used to bug all of the comedians for interviews, and when people want to talk to me, sometimes I'm very receptive… — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
I think, first of all, you need to love what you're doing, and then this helps in the comedian for its part… — Cecilia Bartoli Copy Share Image
It's funny how cvvesroatine are posting this everywhere. He does this all the time on his show. He makes fun of his… — Elahe Copy Share Image
Those tragic comedians, the Chamber of Commerce red hunters, the Women's Christian Temperance Union smellers, the censors of books, the Klan regulators,… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
Director Omprakash Rao, who is known for making action films, has proved that he is equally good and adept at making comedy… — Rockline Venkatesh Copy Share Image
At a time when public finances are under huge strain, we surely do not need to pay celebrities to wax lyrical to… — Chris Huhne Copy Share Image
Whoever said having children makes a comedian safer and less dark is an idiot. Having a baby has filled my whole life… — Richard Herring Copy Share Image
I had a moment where I was onstage once... As a comedian, you just think, 'Be funny as possible all the time… — Whitney Cummings Copy Share Image
I actually was a writer who had the ability to perform his own work as opposed to a comedian who wrote his… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
With basketball, if a guy is having an off night you still can say he's a good athlete. But with a comedian,… — Gary Gulman Copy Share Image
When you hear "Seinfield," no one says, "the Jewish comic." You talk about Cedric the Entertainer, you don't say, "African American comedian… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Politics is pop. Our job as comedians - especially me, as a late-night talk show, which is a broader audience - is… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I'm very much a stand-up comedian in my heart. That's really what I do. Now I'm trying to incorporate all of the… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
It's a weird one: nobody notices when a brilliant comedian is fat or has sweat marks under their arms. Peter Kay isn't… — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
“COMEDIAN: [...] What is it you do for a living? HECKLER: I mind my own business. COMEDIAN: Self-employed, eh? No really, what… — J. Ross Clara Copy Share Image
And what is the reaction of the British politcal class? Well the Lib Dems, still think that the Euro is a success!… — Nigel Farage Copy Share Image
I want to have fun. Life ain't no dress rehearsal. I want to have fun. I'm a comedian; I ain't no politician.… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
Standup comedians are attracted to one another because of their faults. So we're all kind of messed up in the same way,… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
When it comes to English stand-up comedy, Indians have only seen the best - Jerry Seinfeld, Bill Cosby and the like. So,… — Vir Das Copy Share Image
I just like observing people - it's something I've done ever since I was a kid, and I got really good at… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Freedom of speech does not mean that you have to agree with everything that a comedian says, but that comedian should have… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
I don't have a lot of recreation time. I've always been under the assumption that if you're selling tickets you need to… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
They proved that if you quit smoking, it will prolong your life. What they haven't proved is that a prolonged life is… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Many old music hall fans were present at the funeral today of Fred 'Chuckles' Jenkins, Britain's oldest and unfunniest comedian. In tribute,… — Ronnie Barker Copy Share Image
When people laugh at me, they are not laughing in the way that they normally would at a comedian. They are laughing… — Barry Humphries Copy Share Image
I set out to become a comedian, and I said in order to do that the first thing I'll do is become… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
There was this whole middle time that only Chris Rock came out of, you know, 10 years ago it was Chris and… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
A lot of amazing comedians that I've worked with just really follow their instincts and you can't really teach someone comedic timing.… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
A hero has to become a comedian to do a comic role but a comedian does not have to do anything. People… — Johnny Lever Copy Share Image
Not that I don't think irreverent humor and someone being filthy is funny, I just do what I do. Any comedian would… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
You have to understand how bad I wanted to be a comedian, how much I loved doing it. I still can't believe… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
Some guys said 'Here's bop!' Wham! They said, 'Here's something we can make money on!' Wham! 'Here's a comedian!' Wham! Here's a… — Charlie Parker Copy Share Image
I don't have any delusions. I'm not a novelist - I'm a comedian who writes. I love doing the stand-up and the… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
As a comedian, especially one that works as much as I do, there is a lot of sacrifice. People don't see that… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
For me and most of my friends who are comedians, if you've been doing comedy for a while, your tolerance for things… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I can't stand tribute bands. It's nice, bless 'em, but it's not right. They can't capture the right spirit. You never see… — Dave Davies Copy Share Image
My favorite, favorite, favorite, and the greatest comedian that could ever exist if you could Frankenstein a comedian together, would be one… — Keegan-Michael Key Copy Share Image
I'm not a comedian. I'm what you call a good, old-fashioned working actor who has had delusions of grandeur for my entire… — Chris Diamantopoulos Copy Share Image
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