I was a guest on Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee with Jerry Seinfeld, and I interviewed him when I was 15 years… — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
I do a joke in my stand-up where I say I'm a Christian, but I'm not a Christian comedian. I think that's… — Anjelah Johnson Copy Share Image
Christians have always been fodder for comedians who have tended to portray them as anoraks - slightly clammy, beatifically smiley dullards with… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
People have been telling me I'm a failure and that I'm doing it all wrong for 20 years now. Never trust anybody… — Kevin Smith Copy Share Image
I went to college as an economics major because that was the easiest major that could still please your Asian parents, and… — Jimmy O. Yang Copy Share Image
It seemed to me you could do anything in comics. So I started doing my thing, which is mainly influenced by novelists,… — Harvey Pekar Copy Share Image
Here's what I'm afraid of. I know a lot of comedians, friends of mine, who just got into the 'Doesn't matter what… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
The Internet has done nothing but good for comedy all around. Comedians no longer have to rely on TV execs and club… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
Comedians who are 22 years old can certainly be funny and clever, and be capable of telling jokes - but are they… — Rob Delaney Copy Share Image
I think a lot of studios today are run by women, and we are entering a time when a lot of women… — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
If I go out and do a set, there's a good chance that I'll watch another comedian. I'll think - not necessarily… — Pete Holmes Copy Share Image
[Being a good comedian] is a skill, but it's also a weird thing that only certain people can do. I always equate… — Nick Swardson Copy Share Image
As a woman, it seems you can't just be a comedian; you're always classed as something else, too, whether that's 'beautiful,' 'pint-sized,'… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
If the 'Chappelle's Show' had stayed on, I seriously doubt I would have developed this fast as a stand-up comedian. I probably… — Charlie Murphy Copy Share Image
I just want to kind of tackle every kind of form that exists in the comedy world; whether it be stand-up or… — Pauly Shore Copy Share Image
I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it's like to feel absolutely… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I'm trying to do what Eddie Murphy did for his generation. You have to show people, 'I'm different. I'm not just a… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I loved smart and fearless comedians like Joan Rivers and Don Rickles. When they started out, what they did wasn't always socially… — Roy Haylock Copy Share Image
I have the comedian's fear of bottles flying. I've never been bottled off, but I have had things thrown at me. Bag… — Patrick Marber Copy Share Image
My problem with being in New York City is that you really can't make a living as a comedian. You can, but… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
I would be so mad if I saw something called a memoir, and then it was Mike Birbiglia. It would be so… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
Some people assume that I'm a stand-up comedian - I couldn't think of anything worse - and then they ask 'would you… — Joanna Page Copy Share Image
I don't know if people really care about my opinion on things or how I come up with things, and maybe that's… — Nick Thune Copy Share Image
Disasters are funny to me. As a comedian you learn from failure, so I'm always trying to put myself in a situation… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I always wanted to be a comedian and actor. I basically stumbled into the music medium, though. I'm OK, but that's about… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
Anybody with a sharp brain and a mic can become a comedian, but there's a need to move beyond it. The audience… — Vir Das Copy Share Image
There's many hundreds of millions of people who have jobs harder than comedians. And I also remind myself of that everyday. No… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
I've never set out to write a funny movie or be a funny comedian as a woman. I am a woman. I… — Maya Rudolph Copy Share Image
You do what you're supposed to do, but you have to be honest about what they're doing. When you do a comedy… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
For every stand-up comedian, Just for Laughs is our Super Bowl. Every comic in the world goes to Just for Laughs in… — Jo Koy Copy Share Image
Dave Chappelle is about as gifted as it gets, as a performer and comedian. [...] It's always great to watch him work.… — Ted Alexandro Copy Share Image
Reggie Watts is a most unusual talent: a huge vocal range, a natural musicality, and a sidesplitting wit. Is he a comedian?… — Brian Eno Copy Share Image
I was a sheet metal worker, then a metal engineer, then a Pontin's bluecoat, then a comedian. You can achieve anything you… — Bradley Walsh Copy Share Image
Chevy Chase and Bill Murray - we thought those guys were funny. We love Bill Murray, but we didn't think they were… — David Zucker Copy Share Image
I'm a comedian, and I definitely see the humor in a lot of things. I am also sad a lot. I cry… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
While painting I noticed a piece of madras cloth on the floor. As usual, my mind started working overtime and a pair… — St. Lucia Copy Share Image
There's a comedian, Paul Reiser, very funny. I remember reading his book when I first started comedy and I remember laughing like… — Nate Bargatze Copy Share Image
So I watched the Pink Panther last night, and so I'm trying desperately to be funny, and then it's just not working… — Dave Matthews Copy Share Image
As well as being a comedian, I am - whether I like it or not - representative of another group of people,… — Chris McCausland Copy Share Image
I'd say any good set or any comedy that I've worked on, that's worked, has been comedians pitching ideas back and forth… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
![“[Being a good comedian] is a skill, but it's also a weird thing that only certain people can do. I always equate it to surgeons and how they can just cut people open and operate. Certain people are just wired differently, and I feel like comics are the same way.” quote by Nick Swardson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ae7/nick-swardson-12742_can-do_being-a-good-comedian-is-a-skill-but-it_1965771.png)
![“Dave Chappelle is about as gifted as it gets, as a performer and comedian. [...] It's always great to watch him work. He started around fourteen and he's in his forties now, so he's probably been doing it for close to thirty years. He's brilliant.” quote by Ted Alexandro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eb9/ted-alexandro-11537_brilliant_dave-chappelle-is-about-as-gifted-as-it_2000847.png)
