I always think stand-up is the most brutal environment for a comedian. — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
My goal as a comedian is to sway people's opinion. It's not my only goal and it's not the only way I… — Adam Conover Copy Share Image
Donald Trump is not running for president. This is devastating news for Trump's supporters - all of whom are late night comedians. — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist. — George Burns Copy Share Image
Comedians don't have hits. You have to have a whole brand-new hour. You have no hits to rely on. — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians; I'm just not a reader. — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
I have a problem being called a comedian. An actor must never be typecast in one way or the other. — Rajpal Yadav Copy Share Image
Sarah Palin has decided not to run for President and go straight to the quitting part. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
You don't look down at your feet. A lot of comedians want to look down at their feet, but you break contact… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
I have a funny sense of humor. If I was a comedian and I was up on stage, people would think that's… — Lil B Copy Share Image
I don't think of myself as a comedian, but as an artist, a scientist and chemist who just happens to be funny.… — Marlon Wayans Copy Share Image
As far as stand-ups go, I always loved Richard Pryor, Chris Rock, and Sinbad. Basically, I love black comedians because they're the… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
I was a film-directing major at NYU. I'm still not sure why I became a directing major, when I was really an… — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
Sometimes, as a comedian, a line will come to you, that is so beautiful, so perfect, that you think: I did not… — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
“He who writes books that aim to convince is a comedian, too, just a comedian. What has he got to offer others,… — J.M.G. Le Clézio Copy Share Image
I think I have got a lot better as an interviewer. I let people talk now which is something you need to… — Alan Carr Copy Share Image
You have to realize, when you're a comedian, that you have to have a thick skin. And trust me, being onstage in… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
You could be a poet, an artist, a comedian - if you're in the culture of innovation then you embrace those who… — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
I came upon whatever I'm doing organically. I didn't study anything. I don't have any real aspirations other than to connect with… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I say I'm the only serious comedian in the presidential race. And I'd like to take this opportunity to ask both Romney… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I think the role of comedy in your life should supersede anything and everything negative. Just by virtue of the fact that… — DeRay Davis Copy Share Image
There have been many definitions of hell, but for the English the best definition is that it is the place where the… — David Frost Copy Share Image
Just from my own experience, a lot of the comedians I used to work with were miserable in their actual lives. I… — Eric Bana Copy Share Image
When I first started doing comedy years ago, I used to be the biggest Michael Richards fan. I used to love this… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
The fact is that really no comedian sets out to offend you. Some comics enjoy the challenge of taking a subject that… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
When you're a comedian, the Holy Grail is an hour long HBO special. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
The toughest thing for me is doing on-camera stuff as a comedian. — Donna Lynne Champlin Copy Share Image
