Whenever you correct someone's grammar just remember that nobody likes you. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Comedians kind of write what comes to them. You can give yourself little assignments, but it's what inspires you. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I personally have no interest in being a star or a celebrity. I want my stand-up comedy and how I think as… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
There aren't many opportunities to be a comedian on TV anymore, it's a lot of panel shows. You don't get much stand-up. — Richard Herring Copy Share Image
Ricky Gervais would have you believe otherwise, but Sacha Baron Cohen is the most successful British comedian in the world. — David Walliams Copy Share Image
Bill Cosby was the first comedian I was exposed to, because he doesn't curse. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun). — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
As a comedian you are making yourself vulnerable in order to make others happy. — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
A comedian has to live in his head. All this comedy comes from a lonely place. When you're surrounded by an entourage,… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Many years ago, I was a young and, dare I say it, very hot new comedian. Maybe even the hottest of all… — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
I never really thought of myself as a physical comedian. But when I was a kid, I used to, you know, pretend… — Matthew Perry Copy Share Image
'The Walking Dead' was my favorite show before I even auditioned for it. That's every actor's dream, to be on a show… — Josh McDermitt Copy Share Image
It was important to me to be cool as a comedian. I didn't want to be a crowd-pleaser who sent out the… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I wanted to be a comedian, I wanted people to laugh at what I was saying, not to be staring at my… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Growing up as a comedian the most influential person on me was Jon Stewart. He showed that comedy could have a real… — Adam Conover Copy Share Image
It seems that a lot of people, who haven't known of me as a pianist, think I've just started off as a… — Dudley Moore Copy Share Image
The really good stand up comedians can be angry but relatable, and they have interestingly humanizing personalities. Their observational skills are far… — Kunal Nayyar Copy Share Image
Obviously, you take the risk to step over the line any time you do something where comedians interact with each other. Like… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
Philosophers, comedians, and tipsy birthday celebrants all have proposed theories about why time seems to move increasingly swiftly as we grow older.… — Michael Sims Copy Share Image
Only black people in the whole neighborhood, so let's break it down: Me, I'm a decent comedian, I'm a'ight. Mary J. Blige,… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I know it's the comedian's instinct to say, "Do it, man, nothing's off-limits! It's cool, bro!" I don't know if that's the… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I've always loved comedy and growing up it was the comedies that I really responded to. So I don't know how it… — Steve Buscemi Copy Share Image
I mean, I understand that Scrubs was my big break, but sooner or later you have to move on. I've already directed… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I loved working in stand-up, and I always dreamed that I could make a movie about it. I didn't know if I… — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
There's a reason I'm a stand-up comedian. I think there may be some laziness inherent in that job. It's the four-hour work… — Maria Bamford Copy Share Image
![“I've always loved comedy and growing up it was the comedies that I really responded to. So I don't know how it turned out that once I started acting that I started getting a certain kind of role, that I never saw myself as growing up, so I really love when I get an opportunity to play a [comedian]…” quote by Steve Buscemi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8ea/steve-buscemi-5055_acting_i-ve-always-loved-comedy-and-growing-up_1264801.jpg)
