Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I've often been told that if music doesn't work out I could be a comedian. — Jade Bird Copy Share Image
People only mention it's a free country if they're doing something shitty. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
For aspiring comedians? Don't listen to me. Just go on stage and do what you think is funny. — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
I wasn't even a big comedy nerd. A lot of the comedians I know - a lot of my friends are comedians… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
People look upon me primarily as a comedian. I'm trying to get away from that, though I do like comedy. — Fred MacMurray Copy Share Image
My influences as a comedian and filmmaker are Albert Brooks, Lenny Bruce, Woody Allen, Andy Kaufman and John Cassevettes. — Sam Seder Copy Share Image
I sometimes throw in a couple of swears just to keep the Christian right off my tail. I wouldn't want to be… — Gary Gulman Copy Share Image
I'm not a natural comedian, as an artist. I studied comedy growing up. I would watch Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy and Martin… — Brandon T. Jackson Copy Share Image
A man only learns by two things; one is reading and the other is association with smarter people. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I'm not a broad comedy guy. I've been funny in movies, but I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who's sometimes funny. — Matthew Lillard Copy Share Image
Once people enjoy what I do, I don't mind if they call me a magician or an illusionist or a hypnotist, entertainer,… — Keith Barry Copy Share Image
I think a good comedian was probably bullied a little bit. Probably felt doughy and oblong and rhombus-shaped and strange and a… — Pete Holmes Copy Share Image
I found a great deal of relief and excitement watching comics when I was very young. My grandmother was very into them… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I'm attracted to working with comedians because they don't have that stars' idea of what a hero should be. The downside is… — Michel Gondry Copy Share Image
As comedians, we have the opportunity to convey a message that will have an effect. The best can make you laugh and… — Jay Pharoah Copy Share Image
The whole idea of celebrity is flattering - it helps you get into restaurants and stuff - but once you obtain some… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I didn't plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine… — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
If the show is going really well and the comedian is still annoyed with the audience, chances are he's a Boston comic.… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
Aziz Ansari was on 'Parks and Recreation' for, I don't know, what, seven years? And he was a really popular stand-up comedian.… — Steve Zissis Copy Share Image
I understand why so many female comics quit or change their path, because it is hard. It's hard to be a comedian,… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
The problem with a lot of comedy clubs is not that they are a comedy club; it's just the cheesy way they're… — Todd Barry Copy Share Image
Every American, to the last man, lays claim to a "sense" of humor and guards it as his most significant spiritual trait,… — E. B. White Copy Share Image
It’s been a very old thing for people to gather together and laugh at stuff. The first comedian in America really was… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
People tell me I'm a comedian, but I don't approach acting from that perspective. I do know that everything in life has… — Mike Tyson Copy Share Image
A lot of stand-up specials for cable are meant to glorify the comedian. They put you in a really beautiful theater, and… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
I don't mind what people say about me as long as it's an opinion or the truth. If someone says, 'He's the… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
A comedian is not funny unless he is taking his demons out for a walk. — Cynthia Heimel Copy Share Image
Comedians on the stage are invariably suicidal when they get home. — Elsa Lanchester Copy Share Image
