Comedian Quotes · Page 4

I'm not a comedian, I'm an actor.

— Chris Diamantopoulos

In my heart, I believe I'm a top flight comedian and a top flight rapper.

— Lil Dicky

I've been doing comedies but I'm not a comedian.

— Anonymous

Comedians are the one who have to tell the emperor he has no clothes on.

— Chris Rock

I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion.

— Anthony Anderson

Keep laughing. As long as you’re laughing you still have hope.

— Moe Howard

“Looking towards joy is the most important of rewiring the stress response”

— Miranda Hart

Comedians want to be rock legends for a day - that sounds fun to them.

— Jake Kasdan

I play a garbage man who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Terrible.

— Judd Nelson

I'm not the sort of comedian who wants to make audiences think about politics. I'm not clever in that way.

— Peter Kay

In the dark times, if you have something to hold on to, which is yourself, you'll survive.

— Whoopi Goldberg

I don't know what it would be like to actually play guitar. I've toured with a lot of comedians and it's never…

— Eugene Mirman

[Comedian Jerry Seinfeld was nominated for a Grammy for his spoken-word children's album] Halloween... Don't Give Up on Me.

— Jamie Lee Curtis

I have not moved out of the comedian's box into the news box. The news box is moving towards me.

— Jon Stewart

I didn't plan to be a comedian. I didn't plan to be a drag queen. It just kind of evolved.

— Bianca Del Rio

The only difference between a comedian and someone else? We need to make people laugh more.

— Greg Davies

The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.

— George Jean Nathan

I, myself, have killed six people. All random, all undetected, no way to trace them to me. And, let me tell you,…

— George Carlin

Avoid using the word 'very' because it's lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don't use very sad, use…

— Robin Williams

A kitten is the most irresistible comedian in the world. Its wide-open eyes gleam with wonder and mirth. It darts madly at…

— Agnes Repplier

You get to a certain point, especially if you're a comedian, where people think certain things. It's like, I don't take the…

— Denis Leary

Being typed is not important. For a while vou are typed as one thing. You get out of that. Then you are…

— Peter Lorre

We mustn't complain too much of being comedians - it's an honorable profession. If only we could be good ones the world…

— Graham Greene

I'm an entertainer first. But I do as a stand up comedian, the way for me to evolve is to make a…

— Ralphie May

In my first stand-up acts there wasn't material even. You know, I'd go on stage and cry and read a Dear John…

— Bobcat Goldthwait

I never really saw myself as a comedian, and it's been unbelievable to see that people think of me in that way…

— Anna Faris

I think it go serious in college when I found out I really enjoyed making people laugh. It makes me happy. I…

— Bill Bellamy

Comedians work great as actors because they're good under pressure. With a lot of actors, you have to make them feel like…

— Louis C. K

By the time I was 11, I wanted to be a comedian. So all those years later, I've managed to achieve my…

— George Lopez

Half the time, you go on any one of these news sites, whether it be a Yahoo or a Google, and one…

— Brad Williams

Las Vegas has become a child's picture-book dream of a city -- here a storybook castle, there a sphinx-flanked black pyramid beaming…

— Neil Gaiman

I say it with my tongue firmly planted in cheek but there's truth to it - being a comedian is very close…

— Dane Cook

Filming in Cloak & Dagger I was trying to get my Screen Actors Guild card. Everybody tries to get their SAG card…

— Louie Anderson

For a comedian, talking to people is the best education.

— Thambi Ramaiah

Soft rock music isn’t rock, and it ain’t music. It’s just soft.

— George Carlin

“A comedian is better than a politician; at least there is no doubt.”

— Bangambiki Habyarimana

You can always tell who went to catholic school, because they're atheists.

— Mike Birbiglia

Although I'm a comedian, I'm also an amateur survivalist.

— Nick Kroll

I think there's a part, just a part of comedians, that is still childlike.

— Bob Newhart

I think anybody in front of a crowd is a comedian.

— Chris Rock