It's very rare that an older comedian sort of slips into an old-school clunker. You know, you don't hear too much of… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
I wanted to be in Jim Carrey comedy movies before I met him. I wanted to be a comedian on Stage 19,… — Jenny McCarthy Copy Share Image
I've never worked out what the moral of Humpty Dumpty is. I can only think of: Don't sit on a wall, if… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
Running is special. We've all done it: well, poorly, focused, in fear, being pursued, toward a goal. It's just elemental. Running is… — Rob Delaney Copy Share Image
Comedians don't get Oscars, so I gave up on that a long time ago. And I can't really speak about the Oscar-worthiness… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
I don't have credibility, I'm a comedian. I'm not Ed Murrow up on the roof in a London fog reporting on the… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
If my mother didn't have a natural gift to be a singer, I think she would have been a comedian. That's nice… — Maya Rudolph Copy Share Image
No matter what town we went to, if there was a comedian playing, I'd go watch. — Michael Waltrip Copy Share Image
There's quite an overlap between musicians - especially drummers - who have an affection and a proclivity towards comedy and comedians who… — David Cross Copy Share Image
That's one thing about my shows. I tell people, I'm not a comedian, I'm just a really funny reporter. I put my… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I'm standing behind a wall of jokes. You don't know about my personal life, my girlfriends, or what I do when I'm… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I owe my whole acting career to the fact that I'm a singer. I went out to Los Angeles and auditioned for… — Christian Kane Copy Share Image
Either you're a political comedian or you're a stand-up. Just talking about politics isn't enough. People who talk about airplane food, you… — Sam Seder Copy Share Image
As a standup comedian, you have to develop a sense of fearlessness. It's really important for your livelihood and your well-being. And… — John DiMaggio Copy Share Image
No matter how big a comedian gets, they're ultimately all just a bunch of nerds with their weird insecurities. You realize these… — Reggie Watts Copy Share Image
As a comedian, I am obligated to tell you the truth, my truth. To share with you my beliefs, my perspective. And… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
Let's face it, the great comedians now that are handicapped in the looks department are tremendous writers. — Jack Black Copy Share Image
I don't necessarily think of it as Southern comedy. I just think I'm a comedian and I have a Southern accent. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I wish I had the guts and talent to be a good comedian. I love the idea of it, yet I'm terrified… — Charlie Rowe Copy Share Image
I would say most comedians have a very cynical worldview of the way the world can work. It's almost like if you… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
Chris Rock went from a guy whose name you knew from SNL to a legendary comedian by working his ass off. — Ted Alexandro Copy Share Image
My soul is not contained within the limits of my body; my body is contained within the limitlessness of my soul. — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
I never had the confidence to say I was going to be in front of the camera as a comedian until I… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I watch people's behavior and notice things. I think that's why I became a comedian. I notice how stupid the things we… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I find my fans are really funny people. Most comedians can't say that about their fans. — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
Probably one of the reasons I became a comedian is that you get a chance to control when people laugh at you. — Ben Miller Copy Share Image
I feel like Jim Carrey is probably the closest thing to a true physical comedian that we have working today. — Josh Gad Copy Share Image
As a young comedian playing the working men's clubs in the 70s, I'd been in awe of Dustin Gee. — Les Dennis Copy Share Image
Even though I do a more traditional type of being funny on television, I still know a lot of comedians and stand-ups… — Busy Philipps Copy Share Image
I'm best known as a stand-up comedian, but I'm a good actor in the right role. — Marcus Brigstocke Copy Share Image
Men who think deeply appear to be comedians in their dealings with others because they always have to feign superficiality in order… — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
If you think something's funny, go with that. Most comedians pull jokes from a place of honesty. — Olivia Munn Copy Share Image
Jewish comedians do the best Jewish jokes, and anyone else doing that, they don't have a right to, because they're not coming… — Simon Pegg Copy Share Image
I was immediately into all the great movie comedians - Woody Allen, Mel Brooks, Richard Pryor, Gene Wilder. Everything those guys had… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
Every comedian works differently. Some comedians might do just observational stuff and they don't do anything personal, and other people.. everything they… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
People are constantly saying, 'How's it feel to have such an impact?' I just want to be funny. I'm a comedian, not… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
In L.A., there could be a million delusional comedians or actors and they all blend in together and no one is ever… — Amy Miller Copy Share Image
You can't be a great comedian without having self-awareness about others or your own faults. You need a strong sense of self… — Billy Eichner Copy Share Image
For the most part, comedians are pretty friendly with each other. They always say they badmouth each other, but most of the… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
Whatever comedian says he doesn't read comments, I never believe him, because we all have the same pathological problem to see what… — Joe Mande Copy Share Image
