I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum. — Roddy Piper Ass Copy Share Image
Rowdy Roddy cut his locks; but don't worry woman, he's still a fox. — Roddy Piper Cutting Copy Share Image
Do you know you couldn't get a date with a $20 bill taped to your forehead? — Roddy Piper Bills Copy Share Image
You'll find sympathy in the dictionary between sh*t and suicide. — Roddy Piper Dictionary Copy Share Image
I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash! — Roddy Piper Diaper Copy Share Image
It was by accident I got into wrestling. Somebody didn't show up, and I just filled in. — Roddy Piper Accident Copy Share Image
In the morning, I'm juicing two apples, two carrots, two celery, two beets, two ginger. I'm drinking that every morning to try… — Roddy Piper Apples Copy Share Image
Nature Boy, whats that? Do you run around the forest like Euell Gibbons, eating bark or something? — Roddy Piper Bark Copy Share Image
I owe everything to my fans. They were the ones who cheered for me, and they were the ones who gave me… — Roddy Piper Everything Copy Share Image
Ric Flair is out there crying, his nose is running. He's probably drowning from the size of his nose running. — Roddy Piper Cry Copy Share Image
'Piper's Pit' was totally unscripted - everything just happened - thus, innovation was a challenging must to accomplish. — Roddy Piper Accomplish Copy Share Image
I'd never seen a professional wrestling match. First one I saw, I was in. It was just an accident. — Roddy Piper Accident Copy Share Image
My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to meet anyone… — Roddy Piper Busy Copy Share Image
A lot of guys that were trailblazers, if we were to go back to the actual time, were just really scared and… — Roddy Piper Back Copy Share Image
You've got to realize, I've been stabbed three times; I'm not too used to this kind of love from people. It has… — Roddy Piper Letters Copy Share Image
Real wrestling fans always knew Hogan couldn't wrestle. And he's not exactly an intellectual, either... The path he chose is very simple.… — Roddy Piper Fans Copy Share Image
I think that I just wasn't brought up under any rules, and I think that made me a little different and people… — Roddy Piper Aspire Copy Share Image
Jerry Lawler walks in here with his crown - DA DA DUM - Imperial Margerine - and talks about what he's going… — Roddy Piper Beats Copy Share Image
There was a lot of work that people don't know about that I did to establish my villain persona. There were a… — Roddy Piper Car Copy Share Image
Many hotels, I just sat there and - I call it the silent scream - I don't know why, you just sit… — Roddy Piper Dumb Copy Share Image
I was the first wrestler ever in the history of wrestling to star in a major motion studio picture that became #1… — Roddy Piper History Copy Share Image
I remember I did a character in 'Robocop' years ago - Commander Cash. I wore this really ridiculous outfit, and my face… — Roddy Piper Character Copy Share Image
My business in the beginning was very lawless and the more trouble I go into, the more the promoters liked me back… — Roddy Piper Arena Copy Share Image
I don't need to know how tough I am to know how tough I am. — Roddy Piper Inspirational Copy Share Image
Did your parents build knows you a swing facing a wall when you were a kid? — Roddy Piper Kids Copy Share Image
