“I feel like a clown in these oversized clothes. I’m wearing someone else’s T-shirt. Someone” — Tahereh Mafi Copy Share Image
“I may be an idiot,” he said gravely, “but I would never eat a hamburger cooked by a clown.” — Anthony Marra Copy Share Image
Even clowns have problems. He forced us to be happy but despite her mask is his problem. — Innah Delos Angeles Copy Share Image
If you dont like me and I dont even know you, you're a clown in my eyes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I would borrow my mom's red Borghese lipstick and smear it on like a clown! — Brooke Burns Copy Share Image
I thought I wanted to be a clown, because what would be better than making people laugh? — Andy Grammer Copy Share Image
I think of [street food] as the antidote to fast food; it's the clear alternative to the king, the clown and the… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
I do always show love to people who approach me, but some people just run up and just shove their phone in… — Angus Cloud Copy Share Image
If I'm in a bar and I gotta be sitting next to some clown who's like, "It's my tune," I don't want… — Jake M. Johnson Copy Share Image
A God who is trying to convince people that He is a God is not a God! He is just a clown… — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
I think I'll be a clown when I get grown… There ain't one thing in this world I can do about folks… — Harper Lee Copy Share Image
I'm not this callous clown walking around laughing at life all the time. I've had some serious, serious problems in my life.… — John Lydon Copy Share Image
Do you think Patrick Swayze now goes up behind people in pottery classes and hugs them just to crack up other ghosts? — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
I want to prove to the skeptics that I'm not a clown. I'm very serious about what I do. I want to… — Eddie the Eagle Copy Share Image
With blue vinyl-tile floor, pale-green wainscoating, pink walls, a yellow ceiling, and orange-and-white stork-patterned drapes, the expectant fathers' lounge churned with the… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
In the high school classroom you are a drill sergent, a rabbi, a shoulder to cry on, a disciplinarian, a singer, a… — Frank McCourt Copy Share Image
Twitter is basically text messaging. Twitter is a guy you can always elbow in the side and say, "Hey, look, a guy… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
When I was young I was on punishment a lot and I used to watch a lot of TV, and I asked… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Whenever the circus would come to town, I would tell Ethan all kinds of kinky clown domination stories involving the leather clown,… — John S. Hall Copy Share Image
Yes, there is a conspiracy, in fact there are a great number of conspiracies that are all tripping each other up. And… — Alan Moore Copy Share Image
I enrolled at a local college, but this time paid attention to myself - took only courses that really interested me, even… — L. Todd Rose Copy Share Image
I saw someone the other day with yellow on their eyelids, and it looked so fresh. But I thought if I did… — Kelly Rowland Copy Share Image
Heuristic is an algorithm in a clown suit. It’s less predictable, it’s more fun, and it comes without a 30-day, money-back guarantee. — Steve McConnell Copy Share Image
I have been called a clown in football - but if I don't go onto the field with a laugh and smile,… — Bruce Grobbelaar Copy Share Image
[Oliver Wendell] Holmes never believed in the truth and morality of the laws he was upholding. He said, "I loathe the thick-fingered… — Jeffrey Rosen Copy Share Image
Sure, I could of done it different... put my clown in a closet and dressed up in straight clothing. I could of… — Wavy Gravy Copy Share Image
You never have a comedian who hasn't got a very deep strain of sadness within him or her. Every great clown has… — Margaret Rutherford Copy Share Image
“Though I did come to a rather morbid conclusion in those few fleeting seconds: Better a dead clown in my apartment than… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“He referred to the human brain as a clown car parked between our ears. Open the doors and the clowns pile out.” — Karen Joy Fowler Copy Share Image
Theres no shame if you play a role of a clown on stage than to know that youre played like a clown… — Myself Copy Share Image
We knew we were different, even from our elementary school days. We were the class clowns; we engaged with people differently. We… — Drew Scott Copy Share Image
Tried to escape, to block out the fact that I was being eaten alive by arachnids. For some reason the only thing… — David Wong Copy Share Image
Sometimes evil is in the form of a malignant clown, and sometimes evil is in the form of policy and legislators, and… — Karyn Kusama Copy Share Image
Is it any wonder why Princes & Kings, Are clowns that caper in their sawdust rings, When ordinary people who are like… — Noel Gallagher Copy Share Image
The comic spirit masquerades in all things we say and do. We are each a clown and do not need to put… — James Hillman Copy Share Image
I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person. — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
I used to do stuff at college. I could do voices. I could make some people laugh. I wasn't the class clown,… — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
There is no question that [Dan] Quayle is an uneducated idiot. But someone, somewhere cleverly realized that the best diversion from Bush… — Tim Robbins Copy Share Image
I used to love being the class clown. I loved to make jokes and make people laugh. There was a set of… — Issa Rae Copy Share Image
When I was dressed as a clown in all that make-up I used to shed pounds every night and got agonising kidney… — Leo Sayer Copy Share Image
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