It's true I have a side of me that isn't very adult. I can get very emotional about things. I can become… — Sylvie Guillem Copy Share Image
“One clown sleeping in a car is not tragic. One clown sleeping with your wife in his car—tragic. Especially if you’re inside… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I realized that democracy is indivisible, or rather, that freedom is indivisible. There are many clown-democracies in the Arab world, which have… — Walid Jumblatt Copy Share Image
“When you write, you can hide behind your words. When you talk, you are up front, like the clown in the midway… — Willard R. Espy Copy Share Image
The medical clown connects with patients in a way that is markedly different from the rest of their experience in the hospital. — Jeff Raz Copy Share Image
I am not a rodeo clown, like, "Everything is awesome!" I really worked hard on myself and things and struggled to get… — Drew Barrymore Copy Share Image
A clown I knew who was retiring from Ringling Brothers gave me his giant shoes, and somebody else made me a clown… — Wavy Gravy Copy Share Image
A time will come when instead of shepherds feeding the sheep, the church will have clowns entertaining the goats — Charles Spurgeon Copy Share Image
George Carlin's album, 'Class Clown,' came out when I was in high school. I memorized a lot of that album. I'd come… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Only comedians can talk about death, life, God and Virgin Mary. If I was a tragic actor, I couldn't allow myself. But… — Roberto Benigni Copy Share Image
I had no interest in sports so I didn't make friends in that traditional way where kids are in public school and… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
One of the things I'm proudest of is, on my record 'That Was the Year that Was' in 1965, I made a… — Tom Lehrer Copy Share Image
Okay," I said, "what's your biggest fear?" As always, he took a second to think about the answer. "Clowns," he said. "Clowns."… — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
“Clown Around . . . Nancy Weil of The Laugh Academy gives people she meets red clown noses and shows them how… — Susan C. Young Copy Share Image
We always talked about the sequel to 'Clown' being called 'Clowns,' like an 'Alien'/'Aliens' sorta thing, where you have multiple clowns. And… — Jon Watts Copy Share Image
It's odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. You'll… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
These are truly special days we live in - where a clown in a gown can make her very own drag queen… — Bianca Del Rio Copy Share Image
To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Back then I was called Dumbo because of my ears. I was called Fatty, too. It was hurtful so I became like… — Britt Ekland Copy Share Image
What I loved about wrestling was just being foolish, so I studied clown. I studied clown. I studied the art of clown.… — Becky Lynch Copy Share Image
As I see it, fast food outfits have targeted small children with their advertising in a very effective way. You know, it's… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, I wanted to be a clown. I didn't want to be an actor, I wanted to join… — Eric Stonestreet Copy Share Image
A popular character in old Italian plays, who imitated with ludicrous incompetence the "buffone", or clown, and was therefore the ape of… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
Trump has officially changed his name to Ronald because he's such a clown, and in sympathy his toupée is changing its name… — Michael R. Burch Copy Share Image
I loved being my father's audience and watching him in front of the mirror as he talked to himself made up like… — Claude Picasso Copy Share Image
“I hate clowns,” I say. “Why’d you have to bring up clowns? Zs aren’t enough? Gotta talk about the smiley creepy guys… — Jake Bible Copy Share Image
As a child, I was hyper, I was a clown and I was sensitive. Today I'm all of the above, except I've… — Nadine Velazquez Copy Share Image
Back in my day in the WWF oh.. the WW EEEEE, we had it all. We had Garbage men, we had clowns,… — Shawn Michaels Copy Share Image
I have a penchant for playing God's clowns. Actually, I played Nijinsky once, and he used to call himself God's clown. — Stephen Lang Copy Share Image
As a child, I was a clown. I didn't hesitate to make a fool of myself and I would love to completely… — Gemma Ward Copy Share Image
I was the class clown in high school, but I always took it too far, so nobody liked me. I was annoying.… — Pete Davidson Copy Share Image
“My paranoia wasn't always right, but just to be on the safe side, I never went to sleep with a clown in… — Mark Henwick Copy Share Image
No clowns were funny. That was the whole purpose of a clown. People laughed at clowns, but only out of nervousness. The… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
The wisest people are the clowns, like Harpo Marx, who would not speak. If I could have anything I want I would… — Philip K. Dick Copy Share Image
I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
Happiness is not a circus clown rolling around in a big tractor tire so that his arms and legs form 'spokes.' Happiness… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Comedy is obviously a matter of personal taste and the world always needs a clown and some people have no taste at… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
It looks to me like the Republican Party's in no mood to give them [voters] a reasonable choice with this clown show… — Chris Matthews Copy Share Image
People are always saying that I must have been the class clown, with all these voices. No, I was way too shy… — Tom Kenny Copy Share Image
As the husband is the wife is; thou art mated with a clown, As the grossness of his nature will have weight… — Alfred Lord Tennyson Copy Share Image
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