Clown Quotes · Page 13

I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.

— Dennis Miller

I'm the smart aleck. The class clown. I'm the guy who does the song nobody expects.

— Brad Paisley

I poke fun of everybody and everything. And who's easier to make fun of than your mother?

— Alexis Stewart

Uncertain whose the narrowest span,--the clown unread, or half-read gentleman.

— John Dryden

A circus! 100 clowns of injustice have climbed out of the tiny clown car of this court room.

— Ellen DeGeneres

I was the class clown when I was a little young mustache.

— E-40

Maybe I am a little bit of a clown, but I am also a serious sportsman.

— Eddie the Eagle

My friends always said that I should be a comedienne - I was named my class clown.

— Sally Kellerman

I was always the clown in school. I had a personal put down sense of humor. I wasn't vindictive. I didn't make…

— Jim Dale

I was something of a prankster. One time I put a ski mask on my head and used a fake gun on…

— Luke Perry

When I first worked with Mark Harmon I was 15 years old on 'Harts of the West.' He had a pretty heavy…

— Sean Murray

I spent most of my days in school being a class clown. I never shut up. By the time I was in…

— Enzo Amore

When I got nominated class clown in school, I remember my mom said, 'Don't be no clown.' So I went to my…

— Jermaine Fowler

I am an official slow-roasted, honey-baked ham. Ever since I was a kid, my thing is that I love attention. All my…

— Terry Crews

My contributions were many: First clown director, with witty sayings and flashily dressed, now called master of ceremonies.

— Jelly Roll Morton

I wore goofy hats to school and did musical theater. Most people thought I was a dork. But if you have a…

— Zac Efron

Here's my story: My mother and I were at Cirque du Soleil, looking down on Shiner doing his act. She was always…

— Bill Irwin

One day he said, "I'll tell this town How it feels to be an unfunny clown." And he told them all why…

— Shel Silverstein

I'm never scared, so I don't watch horror movies. Back in the day, I was. I was scared of 'It' - you…

— Ashley Thomas

“The first handkerchief was tied to a second, yellow handkerchief. He fed both through the window and kept pulling. Attached to it…

— Blake Crouch

I had a fifth grade teacher who, as a very small way of trying to contain my class clown energy, gave me…

— Andy Daly

Obama is a clown. You don't have to be a scientist to know that the President doesn't know what he's talking about…

— Rush Limbaugh

My high school guidance counselor, Mrs. Inverholl, once had me take an aptitude test to figure out my future. The number one…

— Jodi Picoult

In a clown, we see what we do that makes us laugh and cry. I kept the white face, the tradition of…

— Marcel Marceau

The clown is an image of us, he is disguised under a funny face, pretending to be happy.

— Efiosiugbore Adebayo

“WHAT THE HELL WAS I DOING?! Oh, right.$1500." From "Clown Porn" in "Broken Headbone”

— Ginny McMath

I'm divorced and I've been to the circus and seen the clowns. This ain't my first rodeo.

— Naomi Judd

You know, I was the class clown in Catholic school, but I never thought I would make a living out of it!

— Sofia Vergara

Talkin' 'bout hey, boo, how you do. Some clown uptown said you ran through his crew.

— Heavy D

“Humor hides pain. The only thing both of them could do was laugh.”

— Soroosh Shahrivar

My mom used to play a lot of super character-y parts... so I was sort of raised to be a clown.

— Betty Gilpin

In the cycle of a great civilization, the artist begins as priest, and ends as a clown or buffoon.

— Malcolm Muggeridge

I remember, as a child, loving it when my mom laughed, but I was definitely not a class clown.

— Brooke Nevin

I'd never been the class clown and comedy was not a fulfilment of a dream.

— Sean Lock

“PROPAGANDA (PROP-A-GANDER) An evil grin behind a smiling clown's mask Kamil Ali”

— Kamil Ali

I was the class clown, but I was also student body president in high school.

— John Ritter

“I, Georgie, am Mr. Bob Gray, also known as Pennywise the Dancing Clown.”

— Stephen King

“The clown was an evil one. They’re either good or bad, and this one was definitely the latter.”

— Chris Thrall

Two cannibals eating a clown. One asks the other, 'Does this taste funny to you?'

— Tommy Cooper

I wanted to be a clown when I was a kid, so I love interacting and goofing around with kids.

— Eric Stonestreet