The cigar-box which the European calls a 'lift' needs but to be compared with our elevators to be appreciated. The lift stops… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
There are men here and there to whom the whole of life is like an after-dinner hour with a cigar; easy, pleasant,… — Joseph Conrad Copy Share Image
I'll smoke anything. I won't spend a lot of money on cigars, because I consider that too self indulgent. $3, max, except… — Gene Weingarten Copy Share Image
There was a young man of Herne Bay who was making some fireworks one day: but he dropped his cigar in the… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
The most futile and disastrous day seems well spent when it is reviewed through the blue, fragrant smoke of a Havana Cigar. — Evelyn Waugh Copy Share Image
I can tell you I also smoked cigars 10 years before, and the watch, which is a Patek Philippe - it was… — Ehud Barak Copy Share Image
There's something about smoking a cigar that feels like a celebration. It's like a fine wine. There's a quality, a workmanship, a… — Demi Moore Copy Share Image
I loved sitting on my veranda sipping quality scotch, puffing a Cuban cigar and watching Cuba on the horizon, or the oceanic… — Dirk Benedict Copy Share Image
Sex after 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. Even putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill. — George Burns Copy Share Image
On rare occasions, Dad used to reminisce about when he met Eisenhower and how Churchill would pop in, in the late hours… — Ridley Scott Copy Share Image
Some sigh for this and that; My wishes don't go far; The world may wag at will, So I have my cigar. — Thomas Hood Copy Share Image
And said to myself, as I lit my cigar, "Supposing a man had the wealth of the Czar Of the Russias to… — William Allen Butler Copy Share Image
My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
There's something in the rhythm and roll of it that is connected to the way Hitchcock thinks and moves. Then there is… — Toby Jones Copy Share Image
Inspiration can show up almost any time, though I have yet to see anyone scratching out melodic ideas on a restaurant napkin… — William P. Perry Copy Share Image
There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they cost a quarter. What this country needs is… — Franklin P. Adams Copy Share Image
Hey, I stopped smoking cigarettes. Isn't that something? I'm on to cigars now. I'm on to a five-year plan. I eliminated cigarettes,… — John Candy Copy Share Image
In Haitian mythology there is the figure Ghede, who in West Africa, is Iku, whose role is to show "each man his… — Ishmael Reed Copy Share Image
I use the cigar for timing purposes. If I tell a joke, I smoke as long as they laugh and when they… — George Burns Copy Share Image
Break windows, smoke cigars, and stay up late. Tell 'em to do that, they'll find a little pot of gold. — Tom Waits Copy Share Image
Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
If you think that one individual can't make a difference in the world, consider what one cigar can do in a nine-room… — Bill Vaughan Copy Share Image
I pledged myself to smoke but one cigar a day. I kept the cigar waiting until bedtime, then I had a luxurious… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
When I stopped smoking cigars it was the biggest mistake I made in my life. So my resolution for 98 is Im… — David Letterman Copy Share Image