A policeman stopped me and said: Would you please blow into this bag, sir? I said: What for, officer? He said: My… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
You don't truly know someone until you see how they react to their bag of chips getting stuck in a vending machine. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I really dislike flavoured potato chips, and so I always insist on just potatoes and salt, y'know? But that's not weird. — Joe Satriani Copy Share Image
Government bailouts are like potato chips: You can't stop with just one. — Thomas Sowell Copy Share Image
I don't mind autograph hunters when I go down the fish and chip shop. As long as I get my chips. — David Hemmings Copy Share Image
I've had a very good stretch with startup investing, and I think it's very important to know when to hold your chips. — Tim Ferriss Copy Share Image
There is a moment, a chip in time, when leaving home is the lesser crime. — Paul Simon Copy Share Image
Hollywood is a casino. You have to put your chips on the table and hope for the best. — Byron Allen Copy Share Image
One or two great lay downs per tournament will give you a few extra lives while a few well-timed bluffs will give… — Phil Hellmuth Copy Share Image
I hate when your friends quit drinking on you, don't you? It's sad. I've lost more friends to AA than Liberace did… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
The food and drink that goes along with football is one of the best things: hamburgers, hotdogs, chips and dips. At the… — Marisa Miller Copy Share Image
Patriotism, red hot, is compatible with the existence of a neglect of national interests, a dishonesty, a cold indifference to the suffering… — Charlotte Perkins Gilman Copy Share Image
I have two basic rules about winning in trading as well as in life: 1. If you don't bet, you can't win.… — Larry Hite Copy Share Image
We are often too late with our brilliance. We are on time delay. The only instant gratification comes in the form of… — Richard Schiff Copy Share Image
I have a cheese-shredder at home, which is its positive name. They don't call it by its negative name, which is sponge-ruiner.… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
In the 1970s, Japan moved into the U.S. turf with its televisions, cars, chips, and steel. But if you think about it,… — Fujio Mitarai Copy Share Image
Once Indians become more visible in pop culture and thus more humanized, then it actually chips away at discrimination. Especially after 9/11,… — Himanshu Suri Copy Share Image
I'll tell you a little fun fact about the film, though. Me, the little boy playing Chip, Emma Thompson, and Emma Watson,… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
Any more questions?" I ask, poking him gently in the ribs. "Do you still love me any?" Eliot asks, putting his hand… — Brad Barkley Copy Share Image
A few years ago, for my birthday, Sean Price Williams said, "I'll give you one free day of shooting." He shot Kati… — Robert Greene Copy Share Image
For recovery, I think it's a big deal to eat within a half-hour after you exercise. Otherwise I just try to put… — Michael Phelps Copy Share Image
Everything I learn about the world, whether it's the simple arcana of how commercial products are manufactured and designed and how they… — Jon Spaihts Copy Share Image
We have fish and chips, which W. and I fetch from the shop in Settle market-place. Some local boys come in and… — Alan Bennett Copy Share Image
Surveying the way viruses have been discovered in the past, I came to the conclusion that I could use my technology that… — Joseph DeRisi Copy Share Image
Mmmmm. Warm chocolate chip cookies. Not even AB negative can compare. — Heather Brewer Copy Share Image
The chips fall into place, but the educational experience I had at Cal, second to none. — Jaylen Brown Copy Share Image
I’m just going to do what I want now, and let the chips fall where they may. — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
With a lot of actors, you've got to chip through the surface to see who the real person is. — Kevin Bacon Copy Share Image
If I had any choice in the matter, I'd stay in my comfy bed and eat warm chocolate chip cookies all day. — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image
I eat anything, especially sweets. Chocolate, cookies, and I love mint-chip ice cream. — Mary McCormack Copy Share Image
...but sometimes we have to make the best of things, and the way we conduct ourselves when the chips are down... — Harper Lee Copy Share Image
I ate everything - a lot of pizza, bags of chips and boxes of cookies. Now I love chicken, that's all I… — Robert Iler Copy Share Image
All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.. :P — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Find somebody special love as hard as you can and let the chips fall where they may! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My captain, team-mates and coaches told me not to lose heart when I was down. That backing meant a lot when the… — Mayank Agarwal Copy Share Image
Life is like a bag of chips after your all done with them you want more — Brittany Dubois Copy Share Image
I always put my head down, work as hard as I can, and sort of let the chips falls were they may. — Doris Burke Copy Share Image
I just go out there and play my game and let the chips fall where they may. — Donte DiVincenzo Copy Share Image
9/11 references are like Lay's potato chips...no Congress can make just one. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
