In the name of Bacon will you chicken me up that egg. Shall I swallow cave-phantoms? — Samuel Beckett Copy Share Image
She yanked my plate away and took it to the sink. She rinsed some bones that looked like pork shoulder, which was… — Margaret Stohl Copy Share Image
I just know I'm too much of a wuss for Stephen King's books. I'm way too chicken to read horror. — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
I ate everything - a lot of pizza, bags of chips and boxes of cookies. Now I love chicken, that's all I… — Robert Iler Copy Share Image
The best way to execute French cooking is to get good and loaded and whack the hell out of a chicken. — Julia Child Copy Share Image
We shall escape the absurdity of growing a whole chicken in order to eat the breast or wing, by growing these parts… — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
If you're going to cook a fresh chicken, it's not a big concern. But if you're going to ship a chicken, there's… — Roger Clemens Copy Share Image
“In a perfect world I would be taller, you would be alive, and chickens could cross the road without being the subject… — Suzanne Wright Copy Share Image
The last time I had PMS a roast chicken popped out of the oven and danced the Macarena.Krebs had walked in just… — Linda Wisdom Copy Share Image
Translator Dlique was saying, very earnestly, “Eggs are so inadequate, don't you think? I mean, they ought to be able to become… — Ann Leckie Copy Share Image
One of the mistakes I made was thinking chickens and penguins could sing, just like all the other animals in the 'Muppets.'… — Bret McKenzie Copy Share Image
It's hot tonight and half the neighborhood is drunk. the other half is dead. if I have any advice about writing poetry… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
Zig Ziglar may be the master motivator, Mark Victor Hansen and Jack Canfield of Chicken Soup for the Soul, the master story… — Doug Wead Copy Share Image
Chicken masala is now Britain's true national dish, not only because it is the most popular, but because it is a perfect… — Robin Cook Copy Share Image
When I'm out, maybe I'm looking at the fried chicken, but I know I need to order the grilled. But I'm still… — Adrian Peterson Copy Share Image
I'm no spring chicken. The same arthritis that ate up my left hip that finally got replaced hasn't stopped there... And touring… — Steve Perry Copy Share Image
I found two true stories. One was in 2003. One was the beginning of 2004. I decided to meld them. Richard Davis'… — Paul Haggis Copy Share Image
My biggest fault is that the faults I was born with grow bigger each year. It's like I was raising chickens inside… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
Let's say you have some chicken stock and you're making soup, and out of everything you can taste, some of the things… — Herbie Mann Copy Share Image
What comforted me? That is easy. It was a strong cold chicken jelly so very, very thick. My mother's Chinese cook would… — James Beard Copy Share Image
Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken. Sex is more than an act of pleasure, its' the ability… — Joanne Woodward Copy Share Image
I'm trying, now that I am in my dotage, to use a lot less sugar and my husband and I really try… — Rita Moreno Copy Share Image
My mother, on Sundays, used to prepare things to use during the week, like freshly made broth. It wasn't chicken stock or… — Carrie Ann Inaba Copy Share Image
After the First World War, Germany was trying to build a democracy. Then when the Reichstag, the legislature, was burned down in… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
The guy was infected with bird flu because he took a sick chicken, slaughtered it and and then ate it. — Thaksin Shinawatra Copy Share Image
The food in Europe is pretty disappointing. I like fried chicken. But other than that Europe is great. — Donnie Wahlberg Copy Share Image
Hypnosis. You know, I'm not a big fan of that bark like a chicken, cluck like a dog stuff. — Jack O'Neill Copy Share Image
Yo its funny how all the chickens be always servin us. All up in between they ass where they wanna carry us. — Busta Rhymes Copy Share Image
The problem is that the Chicken-Soup-for-the-Soul stuff may feel good, but none of that typical stuff helps when somebody in your neighborhood… — Shane Claiborne Copy Share Image
After my bad experience as a kite, I simply refused to go about as a glowing Sadie-headed chicken. That’s fine for Carter,… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I have no sugar. I don’t eat fruit or even fruit juice because of the sugar. I eat chicken and salmon and… — Britney Spears Copy Share Image
All I ever wanted was a Virginia farm, no end of cream and fresh butter and fried chicken - not one fried… — Robert E. Lee Copy Share Image
“4. If you do not give your chickens enough space, light, air, and walking-around room, they will eat one another.” — Frances O'Roark Dowell Copy Share Image
I have no interest in being a trained ballerina. People should dance how they want to dance. I want to be the… — Scott McClanahan Copy Share Image
A relative of mine ... spends his time producing improved breeds of sheep and pigs and chickens. So patronising and irritating to… — Hector Hugh Munro Copy Share Image
“Why?" Kieran grinned. "'Cause you can't dance, it's too wet to plow, and it's a little windy to be stacking chickens.” — Jesse Hajicek Copy Share Image
I'd be sent down South in summertime to work with my grandmother in the field and working with cattle, chickens, beans and… — Rob Morgan Copy Share Image
Ostrich is a very lean meat. Bison is a very lean meat. Chicken is a very lean meat. Notice something about my… — Arlo Guthrie Copy Share Image
The hibachi is coming to a city near you. I'm cooking chicken and shrimp, but if you want to throw a double… — Gilbert Arenas Copy Share Image
I know [canned music] makes chickens lay more eggs and factory workers produce more. But how much more can they get out… — Victor Borge Copy Share Image
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