“If I were a professor, I’d bring my cat to class. I’d be silent until it meowed, and as soon as it… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“In some parts of the city, curiosity didn't just kill the cat, it threw it in the river with lead weights tied… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Where should I go?" -Alice. "That depends on where you want to end up." - The Cheshire Cat. — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
“There are a great many aspects to feline life, but the three most important - the Holy Trinity, if you will -… — Jem Vanston Copy Share Image
A cat is witty, he has nerve, he knows how to do precisely the right thing at the right moment. — Henri Poincare Copy Share Image
Cat's motto: "No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look as if the dog did it." — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They might have been all-right people doing the best they could, but I got to tell you, you got a dead cat… — Joe R. Lansdale Copy Share Image
If I could find a real life place to make me feel like Tiffany's, then I'd buy some furniture and give the… — Holly Golightly Copy Share Image
Zoologists seem to consider the cerebration of cats and dogs about 50-50 -- but my respect always goes to the cool, sure,… — H. P. Lovecraft Copy Share Image
I think we all connect with dogs the most because they're pack animals. I know that cats are a little bit too… — Cesar Millan Copy Share Image
“Can I ask a question, sir?" said Maurice, as Death turned to go. You May Not Get An Answer. "I suppose there… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter, It isn't just one of your holiday games; You may think at first I'm… — T.S. Eliot Copy Share Image
I love dogs and cats, but I don't want to be the guy who says, 'I'm going to Brussels for a while;… — Justin Kirk Copy Share Image
“Most cat owners nowadays expect their cat to live wherever the owners choose. Perhaps not fully understanding the cat’s need to form… — John Bradshaw Copy Share Image
“She opened the door within two seconds of his pressing the doorbell, letting out a stream of cats that ran around with… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
“And what cats have to tell on each return from hell is this: that dying is what the living do, that dying… — Alastair Reed Copy Share Image
I have just been given a very engaging Persian kitten... and his opinion is that I have been given to him. — Evelyn Underhill Copy Share Image
“are incurably conceited and pathologically unsure of themselves; they respond to stroking the way a cat does.” — William H. Patterson Jr Copy Share Image
“A fat woman was dancing the cha-cha with a cat, and a thunderous chorus was singing the praises of Purina Cat Chow.” — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
“I survived a divorce, no children and come to Paris three days per week. My cat ran away on a love adventure;… — Tionne Rogers Copy Share Image
The man who sets out to carry a cat by its tail learns something that will always be useful and which never… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
You'd really spend about a hundred dollars for fake testicles for your cat? I'm not sure I'd spend that for fake testicles… — John Dobbin Copy Share Image
“The cat is beauty and the beast, a baffling blend, a wicked feast. For all who dream of varied light, the cat… — Wendy Beck Copy Share Image
“The mouse that makes jest of a cat has already seen a hole nearby... We don't fear the devil because we are… — Israelmore Ayivor Copy Share Image
Have you ever noticed how a cat stretches after a nap? We can learn from watching animals. — Cyd Charisse Copy Share Image
Cats appear to have a wonderful ability to weed out everything they don't need to know, while honing in on what is… — Christina Hendricks Copy Share Image
“Horses, dogs, pigeons, camels, reindeer, and cats have all been used to deliver mail. Only the cat service didn’t work out.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The satisfaction of seeing the cat eat and of it growing used to him made him relish meals and travel outside more… — Hugh Howey Copy Share Image
“The Fur Person learned then and there that it is better to be a philosopher than to be a king and that,… — May Sarton Copy Share Image
“Then he smiled, like a cat who had just been entrusted with the keys to a home for wayward but plump canaries.” — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
I make up different names for my cat all the time - Flapjack, Bowtie, Popcorn. But he's really, "Hey you, cat." — Christopher Walken Copy Share Image
“Do you have cats?” I blink. “Cats?” “I’m allergic.” “Oh.” I frown. This is really where his brain goes first? Mine went… — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not. — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
Somebody come here and look at this...look at this...God damn cat drinking milk out the bowl. GET OUT THE BOWL! — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
“I've found that he way a person feels about cats-and the way they feel about him or her in return-is usually an… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I feel like I am being eaten by cats. There are rocks on my bed. It will be okay in the end,… — D. Breathing Copy Share Image
“There were cats lying in the way but they did not move. Cats rarely moved for people in Egypt. They had to… — Michael Pearce Copy Share Image
Growing up, when I'd throw out the trash, I'd toss it and dart because all the cats would come running. That's why… — Michael Tubbs Copy Share Image
“So Nikki came aboard as Jaqueline's spare cat, presumably in case our prime cat, Eliza, goes on vacation, takes industrial action, or… — Christopher S. Wren Copy Share Image
“A few said they'd be horses. Most said they'd be some sort of cat. My friend said she'd like to come back… — Brian Andreas Copy Share Image
