“Being called "dangerous" by a cat could mean a great many things, but it was generally delivered as something of a compliment.” — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Sometimes I wish I had been born with cat fur, whiskers, and a tail, though I guess I am grateful that at… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Actually, cats do this to protect you from gnomes who come and steal your breath while you sleep. — John Dobbin Copy Share Image
“Interrupted again! if it's not Jules it's the cat! that's the female speciality: interruptions!” — Louis-Ferdinand Céline Copy Share Image
Cats have it made. They walk around naked and everyone thinks they're adorable. But if I walk around naked, I have a… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“A cat that has lost one leg will run on three legs. That's not a sad thing at all. Run.” — Kaori Ozaki Copy Share Image
My sister found a kitten on the road and it's so fucking cute aweawe I love it. Asdfghjkl. — Lynn Copy Share Image
Everyone is allowed to be vulnerable. I think women and men and dogs and cats and ants and aliens can all express… — Melanie Martinez Copy Share Image
The neighborhood children, of course, were forbidden by their parents to play with my little boy, Garth, so I finally got him… — Madalyn Murray O'Hair Copy Share Image
“Handy, humans, Rowl thought. Clumsy, slow, and not always terribly bright, but they were very very strong, through sheer, inarguable mass. He… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“My apartment doesn’t have these same sounds; instead, my sounds are a cat pawing through her food bowl, the front door being… — Scaachi Koul Copy Share Image
It's an interesting fact that fewer than 17 % of Real cats end their lives with the same name they started with.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
What's so funny is people are like, 'Why do you just post pictures of cats?' I said, 'If you don't want to… — Beth Ostrosky Stern Copy Share Image
What is the cat?" he exclaimed. "It is a corrective. God, having made the mouse, said, 'I've made a blunder.' And he… — Victor Hugo Copy Share Image
A kitten is so flexible that she is almost double; the hind parts are equivalent to another kitten with which the forepart… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
“And what if there are no damsels in distress? What if I knew that, and I called your bluff? Don't you think… — Ani Difranco Copy Share Image
I have found it is surprisingly difficult to remain sad when a cat is doing its level best to sandpaper one's cheeks. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I heard a wise saying once that has helped me: "Negative feelings are like stray cats. The more you feed them, the… — Joyce Rupp Copy Share Image
“When I play with my cat, how do I know that she is not playing with me rather than I with her?” — Michel de Montaigne Copy Share Image
A cat that jumps on a hot stove will never jump on a hot stove again. Neither will it jump on a… — Mike Cameron Copy Share Image
“The symbologist made a cryptic sign. "That remains to be seen, as the cat said who voided into the sugar bowl.” — Jack Vance Copy Share Image
“A kitten, a nice, little, sleek playful kitten, that I can play with, and teach, and feed, and feed, and feed!” — Bram Stoker Copy Share Image
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“It is a truth universally acknowledged that a man in possession of a warm house and a well-stocked fridge must be in… — Heather Hacking Copy Share Image
I always say 'thriller;' if they see you're a woman - and you're a blond woman - people assume you're writing about… — Karin Slaughter Copy Share Image
“I forget my name,” the cat said. “I had one, I know I did, but somewhere along the line I didn’t need… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
“The only way to win this cat-and-mouse game, as the Cat said in Red Dwarf, was not to be the mouse.” — Kerry Greenwood Copy Share Image
I always joke that I'd like to be a cat 'cause then I'll have nine lives, and then I can do like… — Tavi Gevinson Copy Share Image
“Of all the things God created, from sunrises and rainbows, to black holes and humor, cats are the most fascinating to me. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I have noticed that what cats most appreciate in a human being is not the ability to produce food, which they take… — Geoffrey Household Copy Share Image
“Nick wouldn’t dream of going on a case without his beloved cat. After all, they had been together for over three hundred… — Abramelin Keldor Copy Share Image
The dog is more social. I am not saying that cats are totally unsocial but dogs are more social. — Temple Grandin Copy Share Image
I always looked up to so many people before me and was lucky to become such good friends with them. I learned… — Kid Rock Copy Share Image
“One of my cats reminds me of my mother. I pat my mother in her. Reincarnation of evaporated mother.” — Lucy Ellmann Copy Share Image
In nine lifetimes, you'll never know as much about your cat as your cat knows about you. — Michel de Montaigne Copy Share Image
“We compete for everything: power, fame, women — everything we desire, and it is our nature . . . to win.” — Jenny Parks Copy Share Image
“If man could be crossed with a cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat” — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“If you can love cats, you can love human beings, because you have to be able to love them without getting them… — Chris Kelly Copy Share Image
Authors are sometimes like tomcats: They distrust all the other toms but they are kind to kittens — Malcolm Cowley Copy Share Image
“Besides, your a cat.Its your nature to think your the center of the universe." She stared at him blankly. "But I am… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
