Great, lets round up all the useless cats and hope a tree falls on them - Jayfeather — Erin Hunter Copy Share Image
“If a cat spoke, it would say things like 'Hey, I don’t see the problem here.” — Roy Blount Jr Copy Share Image
If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
When a cat flatters ... he is not insincere: you may safely take it for real kindness. — Walter Savage Landor Copy Share Image
Curiosity may have killed the cat, but it was the sausage-maker who disposed of the body. — Mark Forsyth Copy Share Image
When people ask me what on earth I want to keep two cats for I tell them I keep them to do… — Lucy Maud Montgomery Copy Share Image
If you pursue an evenhanded policy between a cat and a mouse, do you help the mouse to survive - or allow… — Haim Harari Copy Share Image
“I like the name. Like in Breakfast at Tiffany’s and Audrey Hepburn’s cat was named Cat.” — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. — Hippolyte Taine Copy Share Image
“I feed the damn thing and clean the shit out of her litterbox. The least she could do is purr for me… — C.M. Owens Copy Share Image
As commentators like the American psychologist Gary Marcus have noted, it's extremely difficult to teach a computer to recognise cats. And that's… — Tom Chatfield Copy Share Image
It is with the approach of winter that cats...wear their richest fur and assume an air of sumptuous and delightful opulence. — Pierre Loti Copy Share Image
“Yukiko rolled over. That plain, that simple. Her body was small in its moving. And her hair followed, dreaming her as she… — Richard Brautigan Copy Share Image
“I woke up with Mac smothering my face. I don’t know what it is about cats and the whole “the rest of… — Kate Danley Copy Share Image
I'm always gonna be compared to the greatest cats that's in the game, but I lack a little bit less when I'm… — Raekwon Copy Share Image
“Every time you look up at the stars, it’s like opening a door. You could be anyone, anywhere. You could be yourself… — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share Image
“The cat is yours; and you know it's far more demonic than we are. I'll not have it sleeping on my head… — Elizabeth Hunter Copy Share Image
“And while I ate muffins—things I had never been able even to look at in London, but now swallowed with complacence,—and Pincher… — Elizabeth von Arnim Copy Share Image
My cats, the ones that I have, were feral when I found them so the relationship that I have with them 10… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
“It’s not that I don’t like cats. And really, I think I would enjoy having… a cat. But what if I get… — Cora Carmack Copy Share Image
I have a kitten,the drollest of all creatures that ever wore a cat's skin. — William Cowper Copy Share Image
Cats are so wonderful because they're furry, purry and totally independent. — Ann Widdecombe Copy Share Image
With cats, some say, one rule is true: Don't speak till you are spoken to. — T. S. Eliot Copy Share Image
“because seas are like cats, he said, they always come home.” — Gabriel García Márquez Copy Share Image
“Sakaki: "...Why can't we just talk it over...?" Tomo: "You can't talk to cats.” — Kiyohiko Azuma Copy Share Image
The only mystery about the cat is why it ever decided to become a domestic animal. — Compton Mackenzie Copy Share Image