Carpet Quotes · Page 2

I like her red hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes. -Surfing Instructor

— Forgetting Sarah Marshall

I know which side my bread is buttered on: the side which falls on the carpet.

— Mignon McLaughlin

No periods. If you sneeze, the carpet's ruined.

— Jim Norton

“The nights and days were weaved like knots in a Kermanshah carpet.”

— Soroosh Shahrivar

I find vacuuming very therapeutic. I like the lines it makes on the carpet.

— Christine Taylor

I'll definitely wear orange on the red carpet!

— Uzo Aduba

One man's pet-stained carpet is another man's Twister game.

— Emo Philips

It's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.

— Al Franken

I'm trying to build a brand, so I can sell Keyshawn Johnson products in stores. You know, paint, rugs, carpet, drapery, fabrics,…

— Keyshawn Johnson

I love to work, although sometimes I can spend whole days doing nothing more than picking the lint off the carpet and…

— Beth Henley

[Evelyn Waugh] made drunkenness cute and chic, and then took to religion, simply to have the most expensive carpet of all to…

— Rebecca West

Religion is only in the service of the people; it is not in the rosary and the prayer-carpet.

— Saadi

I've braved the red carpet when I didn't feel comfortable, and when I look at the pictures, it always shows!

— Jessica Capshaw

Overall, we've lost risk-takers on the red carpet at the Academy Awards. All too often, stars play it safe.

— Brad Goreski

Madame Bovary and a flying carpet, they are both untrue in the same way. Somebody made them up.

— Salman Rushdie

The only thing an actor can do is, whatever lands on the carpet in the hall, you read it, and if you…

— Liam Cunningham

You've got to have the right attire for the right event. I attend a lot of dinners, a lot of concerts, and…

— Amar'e Stoudemire

Leaving my house and getting on to a red carpet is always crazy for me, because you have to find a way…

— Sandra Bullock

Some people need a red carpet rolled out in front of them in order to walk forward into friendship. They can't see…

— Miranda July

Sometimes he will sit on the carpet in front of you, looking at you with eyes so melting, so caressing and so…

— Theophile Gautier

You can see the next big trends in fashion on the red carpet and see what colors, silhouettes are hot right now.…

— Giuliana Rancic

I started running around my 30th birthday. I wanted to lose weight; I didn't anticipate the serenity. Being in motion, suddenly my…

— Michael Weatherly

We need objects to remind us of the commitments we've made. That carpet from Morocco reminds us of the impulsive, freedom-loving side…

— Alain de Botton

I'm not comfortable with walking the red carpet in a tuxedo and seeing all the women with their boobs pushed up and…

— William Hurt

To be honest, there are many things said about Russia because they have been demonized for years at the behest of the…

— Marine Le Pen

People write because it seems like it'll be an easier job than carpet laying, that they might meet more girls. And they…

— Warren Zevon

New Rule: Food companies must face the facts: One container equals one serving. Look, we’re Americans, and that means once we open…

— Bill Maher

Of tobacco and its consequences, I will say nothing but that the practice is at too bad a pass to leave hope…

— Harriet Martineau

Consider the many special delights a lawn affords: soft mattress for a creeping baby; worm hatchery for a robin; croquet or badminton…

— Katharine Sergeant Angell White

I really see the U.S. staggering under the burden of three blows. One is 9/11 and the threat of terrorism, which is…

— Chris Alexander

The red carpet has become like a parallel business. The next day, there are TV programmes, and magazines, and it's all, 'Do…

— Isabella Rossellini

My struggle now is with these red carpets. It is still really hard to get people to design for me. It's frustrating…

— Danielle Brooks

Whenever we're on the red carpet, we look like competition winners. It's a joke.

— Dan Smith

I rarely, rarely - unless it's a big red carpet - wear all one designer.

— Lily Collins

My first red carpet was the Met Gala, which just feels like a baptism by fire.

— Rachel Zegler

“First one to puke on the carpet is a legend.”

— Vikki Wakefield

Red carpets and dressing up are a part of work that I enjoy less than some people.

— Sally Phillips

“Mow the carpet, vacuum the lawn, and make love like war.”

— Jarod Kintz

I don't get much out of doing a red carpet.

— Edward Norton

The red carpet we roll out come sizzling medium rare.

— Ruth Fertel