“Well, kid," Aahz said, sweeping me with an appraising stare, "it looks like we're stuck with each other. The setup isn't ideal, but it's what we've got. Time to bite the bullet and play with the cards we're dealt. You… — Robert Lynn Asprin Copy Share Image
“The Demon curled its lips back, revealing a double row of needle-sharp teeth. I considered changing my chosen course of action; I considered fainting.” — Robert Lynn Asprin Copy Share Image
“The Dispatcher had played with his phones, calling from one to the other. Then he put them all down and announced that he had… — Robert Lynn Asprin Copy Share Image
“Diplomacy is the delicate weapon of the civilized warrior."- Hun, A. T.” — Robert Lynn Asprin Copy Share Image
“Please ta meetcha, kid. I'm Aahz." "Oz?" "No Relation." "No relation to what?" I asked, but he was examining the room again.” — Robert Lynn Asprin Copy Share Image
“Earthquakes were extremely uncommon in this area. A dragon and a unicorn playing tag wasn't.” — Robert Lynn Asprin Copy Share Image
“My colleagues and I feel that independents like ElfQuest are nothing but sheep in wolves' clothing."- S. Lee” — Robert Lynn Asprin Copy Share Image
“I should of known he was married. I mean, nobody that young is THAT bald unless he's got a wife at home.” — Robert Lynn Asprin Copy Share Image
“Guys getting in shape before joining an exercise class was not unlike the thing women do when they clean up before the maid comes.” — Robert Lynn Asprin Copy Share Image
“To function efficiently, any group of people or employees must have faith in their leader."- Capt. Bligh(ret.)” — Robert Lynn Asprin Copy Share Image
“a feat which is not unlike tryin’ to hold a large beach ball under water while doin’ needlepoint,” — Robert Lynn Asprin Copy Share Image
“Now that we've got the whole story," he said solemnly, "now you can panic.” — Robert Lynn Asprin Copy Share Image
“Went with one (Assassin) for a while... lovely lass, but she couldn't keep her mouth shut, even in bed. Sometimes I wonder if any… — Robert Lynn Asprin Copy Share Image
