“When i was a child, i liked tasting any candy i happened to see, but as i grew older, i realized those… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
I'm never without Nerds and peanut M&M's. I have a sweet tooth! I have an unlimited supply on hand at home, but… — Joanna Garcia Copy Share Image
A new study shows that kids who eat a lot of candy are more likely to be arrested for violent behavior as… — Seth Meyers Copy Share Image
Some girls they like candy and others they like to grind. I'll settle for the back of your hand somewhere on my… — Madonna Ciccone Copy Share Image
Apologies come in all shapes and sizes. You can give diamonds, candy, flowers, or just your deepest heartfelt sentiment. — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
Aside from some extra fiber, eating two slices of whole wheat bread is really little different, and often worse, than drinking a… — William Davis Copy Share Image
“He was like her favorite type of candy, she realized, a bit sour at first but all sweetness in the long run.… — Victoria Kahler Copy Share Image
I got tackled once in a movie theater. I was with my mom and brother, and then suddenly I got hit from… — Scott Wolf Copy Share Image
Comedy comes from pain, and no one knows that better than this woman Roseanne Barr—who was molested as a child. Uch. That… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
I envisioned huge piles of the Elf Hotel flying off the belt, taking down everybody in sight. I had seen pictures of… — Maureen Johnson Copy Share Image
One time, I threw a candy wrapper on the street. I was with a friend who said to me, You just littered… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
Many parents and teachers have become irritated to the point of distraction at the way the weed-style growth of 'like' has spread… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
“Josey shook her head, thinking, if Della Lee were a candy, she would be a SweeTart. Not the hard kind that broke… — Sarah Addison Allen Copy Share Image
“I can't believe this crap. Jolly ranchers? Gummy worms?" Katy rifled through the pile of candy she'd dumped onto Steph's floor. "Where's… — Sara Zarr Copy Share Image
My uncle Max was a mountain, a shooting star, a big bear of a man, a piggyback ride waiting to happen, his… — Lisa Unger Copy Share Image
After a snowstorm is the best time to be in the woods, because all the empty beer and soda cans and candy… — Carol Rifka Brunt Copy Share Image
“We're going to trick-or-treat," she said. "I don't care how old we are. We are going to exploit the free candy situation… — Sara Zarr Copy Share Image
“(reading a candy label to her little sister) these are 90% sugar, 10% baking soda, and 0% good for you.” — Lydia Copy Share Image
We don't walk around wearing candy stuff all day or colorful stuff. It's like, I walk around wearing black. — Bebe Rexha Copy Share Image
Without federal standards for school lunches, candy bars, packaged snacks and soda can be offered to our children in school. — Margaret Cuomo Copy Share Image
I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Well, let's see, I found out Pagan has low blood sugar and becomes a complete b--witch if she doesn't eat a candy… — Abbi Glines Copy Share Image
“melting/molding candy - these are usually shaped like big chocolate chips and are sold where cake decorating” — Instructables Copy Share Image
The holy land was supposed to be spotless, a serious equivalent of Disneyland in which not a single candy wrapper is to… — Marvin Olasky Copy Share Image
Christmas: The only time of the year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out… — Rick Sutter Copy Share Image
I have to confess I can't have the holiday season without "Hard Candy Christmas". For some reason, it makes me think of… — Hank Stuever Copy Share Image
He handed her the other half of his candy bar. She stared at it like it was a brick of gold. "I'm… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
I really do live for the future, because when I'm eating a box of candy, I can't wait to taste the last… — Andy Warhol Copy Share Image
As I get older every year, I'm eating better. As a kid, who can turn down chips and candy? But I'm getting… — Mike Trout Copy Share Image
Fine! I'll throw on some clothes. Turn around. I'm in my pj's" "I'm a guy. That's like asking a kid not to… — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
I have a hard time defending the production of candy, given that it is basically crack for children and makes them dependent… — Steve Almond Copy Share Image
Halloween's coming. Kids get very imaginative in my neighborhood. Last year, three kids showed up as Goldman Sachs executives and demanded 4.5… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
It's like a candy store for an illustrator, I connected with Harry pretty quickly and loved the way J.K. described everything; she's… — Mary Grandpre Copy Share Image
All writers start with a layer of truth, don't they? If not, their stories would be nothing but spools of cotton candy,… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
If you give somebody a lot of questions to answer and then they walk by a bowl of candy, they are more… — Edward Boyden Copy Share Image
Every night I give a violin recital for six hours, and attendance is mandatory. The word 'mandatory' means that if you don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I scare the neighbors, the kids... They don't come to my house for trick-or-treating, trust me. I had to buy exactly zero… — Al Jourgensen Copy Share Image
“They always wanted to do it for the children. But they never do, turns out, and the children go home crying, not… — Douglas Wilson Copy Share Image
My work space is so visually crammed. It's like an insane candy store. The number of textiles I'm surrounded with is mind… — Colleen Atwood Copy Share Image
As a parent, I don't really want my child to know about all this horrible violence that people seem to be wanting… — Sinead O'Connor Copy Share Image
