I tap a Malediction out of the box, fire it up, and puff. It tastes like a tire fire in a candy… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
More men than women like 'Strangers With Candy'. Pretty girls don't like the show. They don't like to see an ugly lady. — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
Of course I want dubs and a candy painted 'lac Watch the videos and get the girls in the back But if… — Macklemore Copy Share Image
My mother still has a three-step system to eating candy corn. First she eats the white tip, then the orange middle, then… — Rosecrans Baldwin Copy Share Image
Sometimes I think that the one thing I love most about being an adult is the right to buy candy whenever and… — Ryan Gosling Copy Share Image
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy. Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To save money on gifts, give someone their favorite candy in a beautiful, customized vessel with a personalized tag. It's sweet and… — Dylan Lauren Copy Share Image
I find that the people who don't eat as much candy are really into heavy protein, like steak. I don't eat that. — Dylan Lauren Copy Share Image
“I believe that mankind's destiny lies in the stars. I believe that candy really did taste better when I was a kid,… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers." And then they dressed me up and said,… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Adults are always telling young people, 'These are the best years of your life.' Are they? I don't know. Sometimes when adults… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
I see the relationship sincerity/humor differently. Instead of seeing a balance between them, I see them more inextricably linked, as if one… — Alex Lemon Copy Share Image
Gene Wilder made his movie debut in "Bonnie And Clyde," starred in the Mel Brooks films "The Producers," "Young Frankenstein" and "Blazing… — Terry Gross Copy Share Image
In a modern world, increasingly filled with pop culture fads and gimmicks, Lisa Morton reveals much of the underbelly history and unknown… — Del Howison Copy Share Image
I tell my students, 'When you get these jobs that you have been so brilliantly trained for, just remember that your real… — Toni Morrison Copy Share Image
Go on, have a pasty," said Harry, who had never had anything to share before or, indeed, anyone to share it with.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My parents screened 'Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory' for my 6th birthday, and I became fascinated by the idea of living… — Dylan Lauren Copy Share Image
“Float?” The clown’s grin widened. “Oh yes, indeed they do. They float! And there’s cotton candy. . . .” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
If your gonna drop out of school / tough grades are not your goal / then change your name to Candy and… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
Im gonna take this (object), shine it up real nice, turn it side ways, and stick it straight up your candy ass! — The Rock Copy Share Image
I have a ridiculous sweet tooth. Chocolate, candy, cake, ice cream, cookies, M&Ms - if it has sugar in it, I love… — Aaron Gordon Copy Share Image
I don't always want to read serious fiction. But when I read fiction that's not serious, I don't want to read brain… — Dorothea Benton Frank Copy Share Image
I am a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup fan and a Reese's Pieces fan. Reese's Pieces are an underappreciated candy. They're better than… — Danielle Fishel Copy Share Image
People get passionate about a song. It's been my experience if you put out radio candy, something commercial, it doesn't sell records. — Trace Adkins Copy Share Image
In the saddle again, Fire mulled over the commander's trust, prodding it around, like a candy in her mouth, trying to decide… — Kristin Cashore Copy Share Image
When I was growing up, I was eating fast food every day. I'd drink soda non-stop, candy, just everything. It was horrible.… — Ryan Lochte Copy Share Image
If I dream that I'm directing, it's not a film, it's like a commercial for cotton candy, and I've got four feet… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
“Every Halloween I missed being a kid, getting to dress up and eat tons of candy. The only thing I got to… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
I've always loved words. I ate up all the books I could get my hands on, and when I couldn't get books,… — Judy Holliday Copy Share Image
A store in Houston is selling Donald Trump piñatas filled with candy. So finally something good is going to come out of… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
It wouldn't be my move," Jace agreed. "First the candy and flowers, then the apology letters, then the ravenous demon hordes. In… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
In the midst of all the candy and commercialism, let's not lose sight of the true meaning of Halloween: tree worship and… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
“Kids are spoiled these days. Tootsie Rolls are gold. Fuck the rest of the candy. Tootsie rolls are where it's at.” — Meghan Quinn Copy Share Image
Truth be told, I hate cake, and whenever I do get married we won't have a cake, either. I'd rather have a… — Scheana Shay Copy Share Image
Melting/molding candy - these are usually shaped like big chocolate chips and are sold where cake decoration — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A candy coloured clown they call the sandman Tiptoes into my room every night Just to sprinkle stardust and whisper; "Go to… — Roy Orbison Copy Share Image
Growing up, I ate a lot of candy. If you were my dentist, you would know that, you know, but I eat… — Michael Beasley Copy Share Image
I think that people had this idea that I sat at home and sucked on lollipops and ate cotton candy while I… — Anne Hathaway Copy Share Image
“Hadley Grayson is my lightning, my speed, my hearts, my candy. I’ve never tried any of my own products and I’m glad… — Amanda Lance Copy Share Image
I did an HBO movie called 'Cinema Verite' where I played Candy Darling. That was really, really cool because I got to… — Willam Belli Copy Share Image
